Ongoing Pun Competition

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Rainswept » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:37 am

Well, it's not like we did it on porpoise.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:50 am

Rainswept wrote:I've never bothered to read this halfbaked thread.

Oh, Rain, at yeast give it a chance.


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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:09 am

Mussolini!!! Now you're just dictating the thread to us.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:44 pm

No, he's making this thread up out of whole cloth.
Some think he's warped. I just think he's selvedge.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:23 pm

Such harsh words! Black Bart, calling me a dictator is Benito you.

Po’N, I spin a Clotho words, with a team of underlings pounding away at keyboards constantly. As my Lackeys-is work, I randomly select puns for this thread, for the Fates, they are my Muses. (Maybe the Muses should be my Muses? Oh well, that’s Atropos of nothing I guess.)
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:54 pm

Edd, your text-tile setup sounds "Dangerous".



And no, I'm not going for the cheap pun just waiting there. :wink:
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:29 am

But if you're not going for the cheap pun...you must be going for the dear un.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Rainswept » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:21 pm

black bart wrote: going for the cheap pun


If so, you should be punished.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:52 pm

Rain, reading your puns is like listening to Vogon poetry. I mean, I know puns can be so bad they’re funny, but yours are making my brain leak outta my ears.

In other words, your puns are punitive.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:39 am

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh No, VOGON POETRY!!!!!

It always makes me really thirsty...because 'resistence is juiceless.'
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:54 am

Oh, woe is me! My sister has been brainwashed by a cult that reviles the written word and everything it stands for. I have started up a movement in opposition called Pro-Text.


I know that if I can see her for just a few minutes, I can talk her out of Con-Text.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:52 am

Me First Mate is asking: 'Can HE take your sister out of Con-text?' I'm not sure I'd let him if I were you because he treated his last woman badly and if you let him get hold of your sister he'll be up to the semantics.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:03 pm

Well, it turns out my sister was in no danger after all. She was simply doing research for her next book, Heaven’s Gait: Walking a Mile in the Shoes of a Sycophant.

Did I mention she was a writer? Maybe you’ve read her last bestseller, detailing the lawsuit brought by The Insect Rights activists against a certain pesticide company for damages caused by mental anguish, titled Woe vs. Raid.

Oh, and Black Bart, I wouldn’t worry about your First Mate treating my sister badly – her first mate tried that and he disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:13 pm

Edd wrote:Well, it turns out my sister was in no danger after all. She was simply doing research for her next book, Heaven’s Gait: Walking a Mile in the Shoes of a Sycophant.

Say, Edd, was that by the same author as Shoes of the Fisherman: Die Flippers?
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:19 pm

No, I think you've gotten it confused with Mein Kampfortable Slippers.
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