Ongoing Pun Competition

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

My brother and I both have turtle recall. My uncle tortoise.

[Phlebas]

[black bart]

Any more remarks like that and he'll find himself in the soup...no ambiguity...you've got the turtle picture.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

The turtle picture? Please eggsplain.

('Cuz turtles come from eggs!)

((Yeah, not as good as my other one, but I can't be awesome all the time))

(((Neither can you, Zankou)))

[Edd]

I saw a great bumper sticker this morning: ‘My other ride is a ZILDJIAN’

(If you don’t get it you’re not a drummer.)

[Edd]

The owners of a local shop dedicated to selling hosiery recently painted the exterior bright neon purple. The storefronts to either side are subdued pastels and the resulting eyesore made local headlines:


‘SOCK MARKET CLASHES!’

[black bart]

You utter BANKER!

[Edd]

I see my post is gaining interest.

[black bart]

just like Fish head Stew, your stock is rising

[Edd]

I hearby call to order another meeting of Fish Head Stew, Inc. We will cover the exact same issues as the previous meeting – we are in a re-session.

[Edd]

George W. recently returned from his fishing trip, frustrated at his lack of luck. The fish were just not biting even though his technique was impeccable. Especially placing worms on his fishing hook; he is unparalleled at that. They don’t call him ‘The Master Baiter’ for nothing.

[pieces o'nine]

Liability: talent on loan from God for fibbing.

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Arroha, Edd, mah bruddah...wen you spoke of Zildjian you meant dat comment not literally, but cymbal-ically, ya?

[Rainswept]

I've never bothered to read this halfbaked thread. I have a feeling it wouldn't be worth my thyme.

[black bart]

Yes, yes we get it...there's no need to DRUM it in. Anyway we were talking about fishing but now everyone's forgotten to CASTANET.