Ongoing Pun Competition

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Nov 20, 2014 2:10 pm

One from a student today:

I'm a rastafarian musician and my instrument is the triangle. I just stand at the back and ting.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby bonsaiherb » Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:38 am

I believe all such frivolous wordplay is to be punished? and that perhaps we need a punitentiary for offenders.

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:25 am

Puny humans.

That's all I've got.

Oh yeah, I'm volunteering to help at an Easter Egg hunt 'cause I hear it'll be . . . (you know what's coming) grate, and that there'll be cheese.

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Feb 15, 2021 5:25 am

:idea: :idea: Yew ken leed u hawse 2 wotter butt yew can't leed u hort'culture .
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