Ongoing Pun Competition
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Tigger_the_Wing
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
Yes he certainly 'nailed' it...geddit, nail, quick...oh never mind...
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Bart, has revealed the perfect method for his enemies to make him spill his guts - get him to cross the English Channel!
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black bart
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Edd wrote:Bart, has revealed the perfect method for his enemies to make him spill his guts - get him to cross the English Channel!
I shall never curse whilst I'm queuing at an airport ever again.
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What do you get if you cross the English Channel with a Ferry? 
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daftbeaker
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Tigger_the_Wing wrote:What do you get if you cross the English Channel with a Ferry?
Cheap beer and cigarettes normally.
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daftbeaker wrote:Tigger_the_Wing wrote:What do you get if you cross the English Channel with a Ferry?
Cheap beer and cigarettes normally.
...and Brandy.
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Photon particles have mass???
I didn't even know they were catholic!!! traitors
I didn't even know they were catholic!!! traitors
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I heard a pretty good one (or bad one) on NPR on my way home tonight. They were talking about some huge birds that used to live in New Zealand. Apparently, these birds were big enough to hunt people. One of the things the reporter said was that "It wasn't always easy to eat, drink and be Maori." 
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and If only Wash were a magical zombie like Jesus. I miss him. Now who will pilot my spaceship?
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"Life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Alex Trebek: Oh good. Mr. Connery wants to say something.
Sean Connery: I've thought of some more foreign ladies I snogged.
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eat drink and be Maori... 
that's the best pun ever...I'll have to shut myself away in a darkened room to try and come up with something to rival that...or I could join forces with Zankou and shut myself away in a Dorkened room.
that's the best pun ever...I'll have to shut myself away in a darkened room to try and come up with something to rival that...or I could join forces with Zankou and shut myself away in a Dorkened room.The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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I saw this and thought of this thread.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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They missed this one, too. I drove past it on my way to work for about five years back in the 80's.
They also have their own T-shirts for sale.
They also have their own T-shirts for sale.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
I thought they didn't allow beer in Utah?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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