Ongoing Pun Competition

[Moral Minority]

I heard you can make a pun of every subject. Can you make a pun about the queen?

I can't do that. The queen is not a subject.

[Edd]

Several Iraqi students were apprehended by US troops in the Middle East when they were discovered to be slicing up textbooks with common scissors. George W. Bush has called an emergency press conference to inform the world that he can finally verify the presence of Weapons of Math Destruction in Iraq.

[black bart]

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

[Edd]

My favorite xkcd pun:

http://xkcd.com/282/

[Johan]

People have told me that puns are the lowest form of humor.
But i maintain that puns are the lowest form of pastry.

[black bart]

People have told me that puns are the lowest form of humor.
But i maintain that puns are the lowest form of pastry.

Pastry!...I hope you get your just desert and I find your humour trifling.

[Edd]

That's pudding him in his place!

[black bart]

He should be taken into...custardy,

[Johan]

Just because i'm danish...

[black bart]

Danish? I know what you like for breakfast...a cheese and mushroom Hamlet.

[Johan]

I prefer a shakes-pear.

[Edd]

Ahh, to bee



or not to bee.



That is the question.

[Johan]

Be careful when you bathe. Those bees are onto the beach once more dear friends.

Also, fuck you. I hate you with a passion fruit. That is all

[black bart]

Some are Bjorn great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them (sorry Swedish not Danish).

[pieces o'nine]

At the zoo, there was a floor-to-ceiling plexiglass column aquarium with fish swirling around the inside.

It was a fishous circle.