Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Pirate Johnson · Postby **Pirate Johnson** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:20 am

Why argh the action figures of me so small crotched!?! :furious:

Roland Deschain · Postby **Roland Deschain** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:16 am

Superman is in his psychiatrist's office reclining on the couch, whilst Dr Frank-N-Furter asks him what the problem is...

"I've never felt like I've needed professional help before, but after accidentally using my x-ray vision on Big Bertha, even my superhuman powers won't get that image from my mind..."

Pirate Johnson · Postby **Pirate Johnson** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:25 am

After mentioning a not-so-well-known character (I believe she lives on Apoklips, Darkseid's planet) like that, Rev. Deschain, I thought you atleast might like this:
viewtopic.php?f=16&t=20891

Roland Deschain · Postby **Roland Deschain** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:51 am

Thank ye, Pirate Johnson. I do like comics, but haven't really read anything for years. I used to have a couple of years' worth of Return of the Jedi (from issue #1), The Punisher (from issue #1) and 2000 AD, but that was back in the 80s/90s, and the last of them went over 15 years ago. I have a couple of Aliens graphic novels, though; Aliens vs Batman and another one I can't remember the name of.

I had no idea who Darksied was, or anything about Apokolips, but I looked them up. They are from the Superman comics. I've not read any of the main superhero ones from either DC or Marvel, except for what I mentioned above. The Big Bertha i'm talking about is the buxom lady of Playbilge Centrefold fame. Thanks for the link though. I noticed it, and will be posting in there shortly.

NSFKids
As to the topic at hand...Peter Parker wakes up next to Mary Jane one morning. "Peter, why do you have to put your web on me every morning?" asked Mary Jane. "That's not my web, Mary Jane..."

I know. Notty. Banned.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:43 am

If you're Batman...and I am Robin...who in the name of Holy Smoke is that person dressed in a silly hat and talking latin from his bullet proof car?

Pirate Johnson · Postby **Pirate Johnson** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:09 pm

This may be a little off, but the conspiracy guy in the 1st Transformers was cut off every time he started to say Mother F..... Anyone else that wanted to say it was fine, a full follow through.
...The same thing that we try to do every night, try to take over the world.

Pirate Johnson · Postby **Pirate Johnson** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:04 am

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