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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby TwistedSister » Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:07 pm

You are unbanned for the remains of the year if you will take the dog we are sitting out in the howling, snowing, blowing storm we are having. Unless you can change her into a cat and then you are unbanned for a year.
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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:18 pm

You are unbanned despite not remembering that there are two little dogges here, both of whom (which?) fell on the ice and could not get up on Thursday.



At one point their mom was dressing them in warmest clothes & coats and carrying them outside to a small patch of grass, then carrying them back in after dogge business attended to. Dom thee Danger Catte sneered out at them from the safety of the window.
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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby Elvalia » Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:18 pm

You're unbanned because I'm lonely, and I need a friend. :bummer:

Will you be my friend? :smile:
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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby bacon » Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:52 am

I'll be your friend and will unban you.
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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby Calico Jack » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:06 am

Hamhocks unbanned.
Gave Jack peanuts! :bounce:

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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:57 am

Ye be unbanned for crappin on me arch rival: Jean Lafitte...not to be confused wiv Jean Simmonds.
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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:19 pm

You're unbanned for agreeing to pay DTH's bar tab.
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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:06 pm

You're unbanned for remembering your wedding anniversary :wink:
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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:39 pm

You're unbanned for trying to knit a sock.
FSM knows I don't want to know what you plan on doing with it if you succeed.
(You did say a sock, not a pair of socks........)
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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby Uther » Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:14 am

You are unbanned for tirelessly finding sexual innuendoes. :love:
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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:04 am

You're unbanned for 'being' a sexual innuendo.
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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby Uther » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:04 am

You're unbanned.... it's not your fault... you are just a product of Society.
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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby Arkaeon » Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:32 am

You're unbanned for realizing "It's a fair cop, but society is to blame."

RIGHT! ARREST ALL OF THEM!

Oh, and I'm unbanning myself, because I was a good boy and finished my chores (well, some of them). Who says self-determination is overrated?
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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby Uther » Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:50 am

^ You are unbanned. Too recent a member to have your posting career curtailed.
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Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Postby Ham Nox » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:44 pm

I'm in a good mood. You're unbanned.
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