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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:52 am

*sends ^ 50 bare-breasted singers/dancers and hope she'll make a monkey of herself.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:55 am

Impressive, Pieces
* using her eraser, paperclips and rubber bands to fashion a slingshot *
* shoots tiny pieces of rolled up paper at ^ and ^^ *
* prepares fresh pot of coffee *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:15 am

* quietly opens up another bag of #31s and draws a bead on ^ Mr. Coffee *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:54 am

my bacon senses are sizzling
* assembles paper clips into barrier around coffee pot *
* camouflages self with disposable coffee cups and awaits attack - slingshot ready *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:32 pm

*employs Sherlock Holmes to sort ^'s hounds.*
*folds stockpile of origami water bombs and collects bottled water to quell ^^ & ^^^'s office rebellion.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:27 pm

* loads the double-barrel rubber band rifle *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:42 am

* lobs water grenade at pieces from my position behind the water cooler. I've plenty of ammo and I'm not afraid of collateral damage.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:40 am

* Distracts Milos with extra bacon *
* Sharpens paper clips *
* Fires off multiple rounds at Ravi and Pieces *
This coffee is mine!
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:59 pm

* curls lip in derision at coffee *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Julius Aurora II » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:22 pm

*Makes Pieces a cup of tea*
*Throws boomerang at the water cooler*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:33 pm

* ducks, quickly *

* reconfigures rubber band pistol to a slingshot and fires a barrage of biscotti at Bacon *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:44 am

* Thanks Pieces for the biscotti - will go well with the coffee and tea *
* creates canon that shoots styrofoam coffee cups and fires at Pieces *
Get your bake on. Image

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:39 am

* yarn bombs the coffee maker *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:49 am

oh yes! yarn!!!!!!
* gleefully picks up the yarn and quickly puts it in her stash *
* hopefully waits for more yarn - need enough to finish that afghan *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:15 am

* loads up rubber-band gun with fleece and leather remnants and fires them behind the coffeemaker barricades *
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