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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:40 am

*Sends order 69 to the British Army in Scotland...put the binoculars down and take him out!*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:39 pm

*commends Bart for ordering people to date before enacting order 69*

*enacts order 69 before the date*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:28 am

*Slaps Roy with a Gay Marriage certificate made of Smoked Haddock.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:23 am

*smears Bart in gooseberry jam*

*sends in the Fire Ants*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:06 am

(Not Gooseberry again! Why me?)

Eats ants with a little Soy Sauce and Chilli and farts in Roland's direction.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:01 pm

*swaps Bart's chilli for Roland's homegrown nuclear strength Jalapeños*

*sits back with a glass of wine and watches the ensuing reverse fire breathing*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:28 am

*all righty, this is getting personal now Roland...fyshe head stoo with added chilli infused weevils comin at ya...*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:26 am

Tradishonaarghl ye says...well how about a Tam o' Shanter with a rendering of wattle and daub on yer bonce.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:58 pm

* hefts Majykal Ban-Hammer an heval-yewaits Bart's bonce, thotfullee *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:36 pm

Warns Roy that it's hammer time.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:52 pm

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:13 am

*Waits for Roy to approach near unconciousnessness and administers the 'Buckfast' tonic.* :evilgrin:
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:39 pm

* warns Bart not to touch that *


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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:59 am

*heeds warning* :shocked:
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:06 am

*knocks up a quick oils portrait of Roy in a kilt and sneaks it into the national gallery*

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