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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon May 18, 2009 3:33 pm

*offers bacon a smoke*

(they're good "after" arent they?) :lech:
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister » Mon May 18, 2009 6:37 pm

*will kill Bacon when I get away from Scott*
*plans on taping DB, Roy and Scott to Nef Yoo, which really isn't fair to Nef Yoo*
*knows that no one knows I cannot be filmed, taped or photographed, so Ha!*
*bites Scott in one of his multiple ears for lack of anything better to do*
*calls on my trusty side kick Nef Yoo to rescue me*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Mon May 18, 2009 6:41 pm

* shows Scott where the hidden beer keg and offers him a mug *
* wonders why Nef Yoo would help TS after she just did that to him *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister » Mon May 18, 2009 7:46 pm

*thinks Bacon is right, that really wasn't nice of me, poor Nef Yoo*
*whips out some Play Dough and tosses it in the middle of the battlegrounds*
*sits down to wash my face*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon May 18, 2009 11:57 pm

* helps Bart dust off and right the Vespa of Death *

* challenges him to a race in the Paolo Borsellino Velodrome *

* suggests generous servings of limoncello while planning race, while cheerfully anticipating the surprised faces of conventional cyclists *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue May 19, 2009 12:45 am

*Pictures Bart on a Vespa*

*Dies of laughter*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue May 19, 2009 3:09 am

Hokay - Hi mayk a modill of unky Bart on iz scootah.

Hi gunna need sum playdo an sum sticks an sum durt an sum stones an sech.

Es verry hot wurk. I fink I hev sum of Anti Peeces lemon squash. She wunt mynd.

:nefyoobash: :drinking: :drinking: :drinking: :drunk:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue May 19, 2009 5:13 am

*Slaps Nef Yoo*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue May 19, 2009 5:57 am

TwistedSister wrote:*knows that no one knows I cannot be filmed, taped or photographed, so Ha!*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Tue May 19, 2009 6:11 am

*sprays daftbeaker with Michael Jackson original skin colour*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue May 19, 2009 2:03 pm

*drinks beer with bacon*
*flirts*
*offers TS a mugs*
*Begins plotting....*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister » Tue May 19, 2009 2:12 pm

*cracks Scott in the head with an umbrella*
Why? you might ask?
No reason.
*grabs bacon by the paw, drags her away from Scott, whispering in her ear*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Elvalia » Tue May 19, 2009 5:28 pm

*Steals Scott away while bacon and TS are distracted.*
*Brings duct tape...*
*Whispers in Scott's ear.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue May 19, 2009 5:43 pm

*Giggles*
*Watches Scott trying to understand Elvalia whispering sweet nothings in his ear*
*Wishes I'd put peanuts in Scott's ears rather than shaving foam. Oh well*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Tue May 19, 2009 7:07 pm

* giggles with TS about the ex-lax in scott's beer *
Get your bake on. Image

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