Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

[Scott the Pirate]

*offers bacon a smoke*

(they're good "after" arent they?)

[TwistedSister]

*will kill Bacon when I get away from Scott*
*plans on taping DB, Roy and Scott to Nef Yoo, which really isn't fair to Nef Yoo*
*knows that no one knows I cannot be filmed, taped or photographed, so Ha!*
*bites Scott in one of his multiple ears for lack of anything better to do*
*calls on my trusty side kick Nef Yoo to rescue me*

[bacon]

* shows Scott where the hidden beer keg and offers him a mug *
* wonders why Nef Yoo would help TS after she just did that to him *

[TwistedSister]

*thinks Bacon is right, that really wasn't nice of me, poor Nef Yoo*
*whips out some Play Dough and tosses it in the middle of the battlegrounds*
*sits down to wash my face*

[pieces o'nine]

* helps Bart dust off and right the Vespa of Death *

* challenges him to a race in the Paolo Borsellino Velodrome *

* suggests generous servings of limoncello while planning race, while cheerfully anticipating the surprised faces of conventional cyclists *

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

*Pictures Bart on a Vespa*

*Dies of laughter*

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Hokay - Hi mayk a modill of unky Bart on iz scootah.

Hi gunna need sum playdo an sum sticks an sum durt an sum stones an sech.

Es verry hot wurk. I fink I hev sum of Anti Peeces lemon squash. She wunt mynd.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

*Slaps Nef Yoo*

[daftbeaker]

*knows that no one knows I cannot be filmed, taped or photographed, so Ha!*

Eeek! It's a vampire!

*Begins to worry about the apparent influx of zombies and vampires into the forums*
*Suddenly remembers ET is a wereturtle as well*
*Fetches sword and prepares to do Blade impression, only slightly let down by lack of big coat, muscles and correct skin colour*

[black bart]

*sprays daftbeaker with Michael Jackson original skin colour*

[Scott the Pirate]

*drinks beer with bacon*
*flirts*
*offers TS a mugs*
*Begins plotting....*

[TwistedSister]

*cracks Scott in the head with an umbrella*
Why? you might ask?
No reason.
*grabs bacon by the paw, drags her away from Scott, whispering in her ear*
*wonders how DB got out of the duct tape*

[Elvalia]

*Steals Scott away while bacon and TS are distracted.*
*Brings duct tape...*
*Whispers in Scott's ear.*

[daftbeaker]

*Giggles*
*Watches Scott trying to understand Elvalia whispering sweet nothings in his ear*
*Wishes I'd put peanuts in Scott's ears rather than shaving foam. Oh well*

[bacon]

* giggles with TS about the ex-lax in scott's beer *