Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

*Performs a summoning, brings UDK back*

[ubidubikid #1]

no I'm not comming back! no more epic battles! my internet persona is sleeping in today! (my real life self however, must go to school.)
*teleports out again and casts Cloister*
there now you can't magicaly call me back or even find me!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Der, you teleported only five metres away. I can find you quite easily.

*Stabs*

[black bart]

*Comes back from Rome riding the 'Vespa of Death' whilst singing O sole mio and brandishing a giant Stracciatella Ice Cream*

[Sentinel]

*tackles BB.*

[bacon]

* lights a stick of dynamite and sticks it in sentinel's pocket *
* runs away tee-hee'ing *

[TwistedSister]

*puts foot out and trips Bacon*
*scampers away*

[daftbeaker]

*Watches Bacon and TwistyPuss scrabbling around and cursing their lack of opposable thumbs to remove the duck tape*
*Giggles*

[TwistedSister]

DB doesn't realize we chewed through it ages ago.
*tapes DB's fingers to his keyboard*
*tapes DB's head to monitor*
*calls in Nef Yoo to tell DB a long story or to possibly sing*

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Ded summudy coll fur mee? Yer wontz mee ter sing?

HOKAY!!!

Oooooohhhhhhhh.....

Unkl daf-peng-win, you arrr so daff,
Yoo neerly daff az meeee,
Yoo fawlen off yer by-see-kill,
An smash up yer bo-deeeee.

Eye lyk ter see yer ex-reyes,
An fo'toes uv yer in-jew-reeeees,
So I gunna sing yer dis sung,
Until yer screams "Stop PLEEEEEEZZZ!!!"

Fank ye, ye welkum.

[bacon]

* makes large purchase on the inter-webs for bondage pictures of db *

[TwistedSister]

*is amazed at all of the blood coming out of DB's ears*
*deflects Roy's double bass with Nef Yoo's lollie pop*
*sends Nef Yoo a bunch of cookies and chocolate milk*

[daftbeaker]

*Hijacks cookies and choccy milk*
*Justifies theft as land based piracy and fair enough after being subjected to that horrible child*

[Scott the Pirate]

*untapes bacon and TS*
*realizes that they liked it*
*puts tape back on, but in much kinkier position*

[bacon]

* evades the taping and instead tapes scott & ts together *
* takes pictures and gives them to roy to help pay for the db pictures *
* sits and wishes she still smoked *