Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

[pieces o'nine]

* sends Ravi Skittles to give him better access to rainbows *

[Ravi Oli]

*tags ^ in Facebook image*

[pieces o'nine]

* pre-books both Ravi and Kermit into rehab *

[Ravi Oli]

*offers ^ a menthol for the frog in her throat*

[pieces o'nine]

No thanks, we take Riccolas here.

*warns Ravi that no amount of PDA will turn that croc into a handsome prince/ess*

[Ravi Oli]

*will come round to her place and rip her bloody arms off. [and I will too]*

Welcome to colour television... and show us your tits...

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Ho
unka wabi I band ya coz ya so notty ya godda go hom an ya Kant kum bak am pway til yer mummy saa so rrrr
banbanban go weigh !

[pieces o'nine]

* stages a parade in appreciation of Roy's quick thinking *

[Ravi Oli]

*Hires ^ Seventy six trombones to lead the big parade, with a hundred and ten cornets close at hand.*

[pieces o'nine]

*sentences ^ to three years on the tuba*

[Ravi Oli]

*Sings "Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows
What is the cause of his ^ red shiny nose?
Could it be oom pah pah?"*

[CaptainLongPig]

*pushes the arrow that Roy was using to scratch himself thus ending his adventuring days*

[IspywithmeI]

Hello I am Iamtoo

[CaptainLongPig]

*falls to the floor grasping the wounded knee and yells out* NI!

[daftbeaker]

* gives CaptainLongPig his new script*

It says 'ecky ecky ecky ecky zuboing futang neewhom!'