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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri May 22, 2009 11:57 pm

*Shambles off to find someone who won't try to stuff me full of biscuits when I clearly want BRAAAAIINNSSS*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat May 23, 2009 5:25 am

Hokay! Hi finnesh mayken a modill ov Uncl Bart on es scootah.

Now Hi mayk a brane owt of playdo.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Sat May 23, 2009 5:54 am

There's only one thing worse than Nef You BB...an that's a Zombie Child eating Nef Yoo BB! ARRRRRRRRRGH...*runs for the hills taking some wenches with me for safe keeping*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Sat May 23, 2009 11:19 am

* wonders why the WHO hasn't declared a pandemic yet *
* heads for the Winchester and waits for this to all blow over *
Get your bake on. Image

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister » Sat May 23, 2009 1:07 pm

*starts singing......."Oh if I only had a brain".*
*Yells, Look out for that zombie Toto!!!!*
*poor Toto*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Sentinel » Sun May 24, 2009 5:10 am

* looks for Goldylock *

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun May 24, 2009 5:40 am

*Wonders if Sentinel got the wrong fairytale*

*Eats his brain*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister » Sun May 24, 2009 6:54 am

Nah, she messed up his house a few pages back.
*realizing I am speaking to a zombie I offer him some mouthwash*
sure is getting stinky around here and it's not from the litterbox.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker » Sun May 24, 2009 10:44 am

*Hides brains in litter box*
*Waits with duck tape for unsuspecting zombie*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon May 25, 2009 12:11 am

Whaaa?

*groan*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rainswept » Mon May 25, 2009 7:20 am

ubidubikid #1 wrote:*is completely shocked that someone else plays neverwinter*
wow, I realy should have seen that coming, but in the mean time,
*makes saving throw due to dragon diciple constitution bonuses*
I propose a duel, my wepon of choice is, Arabeth equiped with Enceric, always send the meat shield in first.


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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue May 26, 2009 1:04 pm

*Acquires a riot shield, katana, 9mm side-arm, silenced 22-250, 100r ammo for each, russian folding shovel and rain-gear*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister » Tue May 26, 2009 6:06 pm

*notices Scott forgot about his most secret weapon yet against the zombie envasion*
HIS TINKY BUM BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*catches a flight to England to get away from the wrath of Scotty and his tinky bum bum*
*DB can I stay with you???*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed May 27, 2009 12:11 am

Do I want to play the zombie or the living defender?
I'm good at both.

*Sends a group of people to Bunnings Warehouse for building supplies, water filters/pumps, sharp things and the like*
*Sends another group to the shops to get food, petrol, cooking gas, mattresses, anything else*
*Goes into the roof space to make room for our new home, puts down any soft objects, works out some wiring to get light, rigs up the 10000L water tank so water will be able to come up into the roof*
*Builds a soft, soundproof enclosure for the generator*

There. Prepared as much as I can until the search parties return with supplies. Now to be a zombie!

*Lurches around aimlessly*
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed May 27, 2009 4:31 am

My sister's room is free, I'd happily trade it for cookies.
*Prepares for mass-migration of people trying to avoid zombie hordes*
*Giggles at the cunningness of the trap*
*Braaaaain..... nothing*
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