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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister » Tue May 19, 2009 7:51 pm

*giggles, about the Ex-Lax*
*thinks,I don't really think he will notice, being he eats out so often*
*wonders where E has been [ah yes, she is young and has a life]*
*pokes E with umbrella because she hasn't been around to calm (or whatever) Scott down*
*runs off to use litter box*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Tue May 19, 2009 8:07 pm

* remembers the bunny pic that he looked cute *
* mentions to ts that that wasn't exactly beer, but some tap water from mexico (with ex-lax in it) *
Get your bake on. Image

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed May 20, 2009 12:21 am

*Readies self for the zombie invasion*
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Sentinel » Wed May 20, 2009 8:50 am

* notices and throws the dynamite towards TS *

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed May 20, 2009 11:45 am

^didn't notice the super glue on dynamite.
Explodes.
*lucky for me I have that umbrella so I can deflect all the bloody chunks of bear fur*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed May 20, 2009 3:12 pm

Elvalia wrote:*Steals Scott away while bacon and TS are distracted.*
*Brings duct tape...*
*Whispers in Scott's ear.*


*revels in the attention from the young Canadian woman*
*Ignores all other distractions*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed May 20, 2009 8:03 pm

*knows ^ is dreaming and will soon wake up with wet sheets*
*batters Scott for an hour with umbrella, which is now covered in bear goo*
*offers DTH a cookie and a beverage* sorry, no booze, you are under age.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu May 21, 2009 12:13 am

*Happily takes a Red Bull, devours biscuit*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Thu May 21, 2009 5:38 am

*Eatz Braynz*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu May 21, 2009 5:56 am

*Spykez Bart'z meel of braynz wyth Nef Yoo's last colon sampyl*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Thu May 21, 2009 6:29 am

Waiter! There's a fly in me Brainz!
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Sentinel » Thu May 21, 2009 10:26 am

* resurrects as anti-TS.

charges to her and both dissappear as intense bursts of gamma rays which(one of the rays) hits black bart on the head and cause him to grow an semideveloped arm in his head. *

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu May 21, 2009 10:48 am

*tells all the Zombies that bear brains are yummy*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Sentinel » Thu May 21, 2009 11:07 am

* tells all vampires that sister blood is tasty beyond imagination. *

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu May 21, 2009 11:39 am

You got that right brother!
*exposes neck and waits to be bitten*
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