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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:29 am

*catches Amy Winehouse just before a slight gust of wind wafts her up and away, and, setting fire to her huge hair, uses her as a 'Fireship' to set the Spanish fleet ablaze.*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:51 am

*finds bart's "jyint 'at" sulking in a corner, grabs it, snuffs out Amy's flaming coiffure, regrets it the instant she starts to complain about missing "Happy Hour"*
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
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'Oli e! 'Oli e!
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:28 am

*thinking quickly, in spite of the fumes from his Camberwell carrot, Bart leaps into action grabbing Pete Doherty, forcing him into the corner with Amy Winehouse and emptying a bucket of coke over the pair....runs for cover*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Elvalia » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:28 pm

*Conjures banana bread for everybody.*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby fueledbycoffee » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:40 pm

*Invades Friesland*
Vote Pieces for Pope! She didn't buy me off with the funny hat, I swear!... She made me a cardinal.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:14 am

*wants to help fbc with the invasion, but finds banana bread easier to subdue (and it's very tasty)*
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
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'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:07 am

*looks for more bananas, gets beaten up, why didn't I fight back?...well, there was a bunch of them*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:21 pm

*wraps dinged-up bart with tape, continues banana search, but it seems fruitless..*
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Xi the Tolerant » Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:59 pm

*Attempts to stab Dan in the back while he searches for bananas no one lost.*

Since the rules said or at one point they did that i cannot choose the outcome for you I'm putting attempts.
Nothing is Impossible...

And if you believe in one of the multiple universe theories, (don't ask me which I'm no expert... yet...) everything is the truth. Why can't FSM be the truth for this one?

and if you were wondering... The avatar is a thing I did for a graphics arts class I had once... The people are Douglas Adams, Ray Bradbury, and the Ninja from ask a ninja. Two of them are my heroes and one makes me laugh occasionally...

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:02 am

*laughs at futile "attempt" at stabbing with knerf knife, gives up search (apparently the bananas split)*
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:54 am

*Detonates delusion bomb*
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:39 am

*slips on discarded banana skin, falls into huge jug with sliced nanas, milk and ice cream...sorry, I can't go on...I'm a bit shaken.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:54 pm

*watches as bart attempts to sing "Yes! weevil have no bananas, weevil have no bananas to-dayyyyy...or tomorrow either, ya ungrateful wretches, so don't pester or bug me!" while wringing (or wryngynge) milky banana ooze from his tam*
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:50 pm

-takes out a bottle of vodka and gets smashed-

-hits on Zankou-

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:03 pm

*Attempts to deflect MM's casting of Thread Necromancy, (+1 to thread post count, 75% chance of further posting by another player) and fails.*
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.


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