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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:46 am

*Laughs as the giant cannon is rolled in, right over the tunnel the dwarves are digging, collapsing the tunnel, killing the dwarves, and ruining the cannon.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:56 am

*Scraps giant cannon for parts, sells dwarf meat to buy a better aboveground lair. This one has laser beams.*

*Laughs as new lair is brought in by helicopter and knocks RRR in the head, as if that isn't easy enough already.*

*Orders new and improved dwarf army from Dwarf Army Weekly magazine, tells them to take up all offensive positions and fire upon all enemy targets.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:06 am

*kills Dwarf army with aerosol mythril decomposer*

*goes to Berkeley and smokes marijuana*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:18 am

*goes on Klingon-type rampage*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:22 am

*mind melds with RRR and takes his Katra*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby hazza » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:54 pm

*Puts on robe and wizard hat*
*Casts Lv.3 Eroticism*

*Wishes that people knew where that was from*
*Writes on a piece of paper "For those of you who don't know what this is from, go to www.bash.org and search for wizard."*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:59 pm

*sits back and watches the mayhem*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:52 pm

*jedi attack!*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby hazza » Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:33 pm

*SOULS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM!!! EAGLE! SNOW FOX! BOTTLENOSE DOLPHIN! OCTOPUS! HOUSE CAT!!*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:30 am

* Shoves a lit cigarette into Zankou's mouth, takes a picture, and sends it to all his friends and family*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby hazza » Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:03 am

* Shoves a lit stick of dynamite into RRR's mouth, takes a picture, and sends it to all his friends and family*
*Takes a second picture 10 seconds later for good measure, and sends it to all his friends and family*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Taidje Khan » Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:57 am

*flings self bodily through the air and cracks Hazza over the head with a long piece of bamboo*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:47 am

*Turns self into 'Kung Foo Panda' and slams massive Panda Ass down on ALL of the above whilst preparing the terrible Kung Foo Finger Death grip.*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority » Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:51 am

*rides to the scene in a sherman tank*

*runs over Taidje and Black Bart*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:39 am

black bart wrote:Kung Foo Finger Death grip.*

Geez, that's the Wuxi Finger Hold, and I am not a fan of this upcoming animation.

*Smashes bottle of beer over MM's head, slashes at throat.*
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