All of the reasons why the chicken crossed the road. Now.
List them now.
Be creative.
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The chicken crossed the road to not be on the same side of the street as the theater playing the horrible fourth installment of Indiana Jones.
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Ask rather why the turtle crossed the road.
...it was stapled to the chicken.
...it was stapled to the chicken.
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to git to a pair of docks .
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How else was it supposed to deliver the pizza?
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to get away from this stupid thread.
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It was desperate to leave canada....
to quote,
to quote,
the road-crossing chicken wrote:I get called a chicken alla time, see...don't bother me none....But canadian....dat really hurts a guy, y'know?
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damn you RRR I was going to say the same thing
well anyways the chiken was running away from rocky balboa
well anyways the chiken was running away from rocky balboa
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The chicken crossed the road to kick Chuck Norris' ass on the other side.
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Goddidit.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Goddidit.
that brightened my day
oh and everyone knows that the chicken crossed the road because a talking snake tricked him into eating an apple
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The chicken crossed the road to get away from the Santaria practitioners.
(Santaria is some hispanic voodoo religion from cuba (From my limited, ignorant, learnt from my friends knowledge)).
(Santaria is some hispanic voodoo religion from cuba (From my limited, ignorant, learnt from my friends knowledge)).
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Ask rather why the turtle crossed the road.
...it was stapled to the chicken.
Hey. That was the single most painful moment in my entire life, and I think you were being very mean for stapling me there.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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