Misfortune Cookie
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Re: Misfortune Cookie
The Chinese food you are about to eat will give you AIDS.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie
your tumor is named marla
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111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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Re: Misfortune Cookie
The fingernail on your left index finger will tear longitudinally halfway to the cuticle, then get snagged on clothing for 9 days.
your lucky numbers are 3 and 15
your lucky numbers are 3 and 15

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You will find that that is not a stress headache.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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You will find yourself unarmed, and surrounded by mexican diamondback rattlesnakes, each armed with a switchblade, claiming you "touched my seester".

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You will be unlucky in one of your adventures(playing the classic game--)in bed
DAMNit.

DAMNit.

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You don't need the carbs
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
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Re: Misfortune Cookie
As a direct result of your divorce, you will live the rest of your life writing country songs.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
Re: Misfortune Cookie
You will spend all night in the bathroom. (You men you have never heard of Chiang Kai-shek's revenge?)
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
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