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Auntie Blackbeard
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What ever happened to ...?

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue May 20, 2008 11:02 pm

Hello me darrlings !

It be high time I created a thread outside pirates , your Auntie is getting on in the centuries and can't get out so much .
How I love to gossip , since ye lot don't visit me so very often , I thought I go out and stroll about towne and start some gossip .

So I am asking " whatever happened to so and so " ? , ye give ye witty reply of which all of ye seem quite adept , then ask the next , " what ever h...?

Ye may also tell thee trewth as ye know wit .

WEHT Darth Zombie ?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed May 21, 2008 1:38 am

Ah! A Mystery thread!

You see, Darth Zombie was sued for violating copyright laws by every evil Sith in the galaxy. They took him for all he was worth, and then some. He is now Darth Maul's bitch, living on Tattoine.

WEHT all those porn spammers after they were banned?
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Postby black bart » Wed May 21, 2008 6:07 am

They went to work for the King of the Pervs.

WEHT Mr Blobby?
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Postby Rainswept » Wed May 21, 2008 8:22 am

He and Zankou dated for a while, but no one has spoken to him in months now.

WEHT politicians who wanted fewer laws, as opposed to more?
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Postby Dr Dagger » Wed May 21, 2008 9:29 am

There never were any.

WEHT Joe Bloggs?
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Postby farfalla » Wed May 21, 2008 9:47 am

he is off carousing with his brother, Fred

WEHT soap on a rope (almost afraid to ask)
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Postby ken worley » Wed May 21, 2008 10:06 am

While showering, angry, bitter, and resentful over what was likely some jocular banter, you scrubbed too damn hard, and inserted it somewhere.

Look for a telltale bit of string hanging out, and tug.

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WEHT the Jolly Green Giant?
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Postby Rainswept » Wed May 21, 2008 10:12 am

He and Grape Ape lived happily ever after.

WEHT Earthrise's penis?
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Postby ken worley » Wed May 21, 2008 10:23 am

It flew to russia, with love.


WEHT to the "female condom"?
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Condom

Postby black bart » Wed May 21, 2008 10:32 am

It went UP in the world?

WEHT to the Transylvania Twist?
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Postby Rainswept » Wed May 21, 2008 10:41 am

Still performed each week in Vegas and at Universal Studios.

WEHT the often proposed Ender's Game movie?
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Postby Taidje Khan » Wed May 21, 2008 2:47 pm

This guy sat down to write a script, but then he lost the book, and he doesn't want to buy another copy because after all, "It's around here somewhere."

WEHT freakshows? What do those people do for money?
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Postby Hqrsie » Wed May 21, 2008 2:54 pm

They appear on Springer

(Surprisingly enough, I got to see an actual freakshow last Halloween in Guelph. Even tho one of them hammered a 6 inch spike into his nose the grossest thing was one chugging a litre of Jager [their sponsor].)




WEHT Captain Planet?
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Postby Rainswept » Wed May 21, 2008 3:12 pm

He got drunk and fat and became Capt. Underpants.

WEHT that white dog poop from the 70's?
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Wed May 21, 2008 3:14 pm

"Equal" opportunity jobs laws caused them to lose wrok, since they weren't a visible minority.


WEHT BlackEyedButch?
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