Describe TPAY

[black bart]

I don't know him well. He once asked me for some money to phone a friend so I gave him 10p and told him to phone all of them.

I suffer from scurvy and crabs but I am useful in a fight.

[Zankou 2.0]

TPAY is a delusional pirate who somehow got promoted to Moderator status ahead of me. He will be punished...


I am awesome. Awesome Awesome Awesome.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Pay no attention to him. He suffers from a severe case of Canadian.

I am everything Zankou said I am, if you take away "delusional" and "who thinks he's a."

[Zankou 2.0]

Pay no attention to him. He suffers from a severe case of Canadian.

I am everything Zankou said I am, if you take away "delusional" and "who thinks he's a."

Which is to say, he is almost nothing at all .

I am so freaking awesome it hurts. Other people's eyes, that is.

[Dr Dagger]

TPAM used to be conceited but now he's perfect.

I am very mad, quite intelligent and can be very annoying.

[Moral Minority]

TPAM is a complete geek, as evidented by the math joke in his avatar.

I am an educated foo' with money on mah mind, got mah pen in mah hand and the gleam in mah eye. I'm a lowdown gangsta, sad trippin' banger and mah homies is down so don't arouse mah anger.

[Dr Dagger]

TPAM is an uneducated fool with no money in his wallet, a steak knife in his hand and a murderous glint in his eye. He's a lowdown scumbag and says incoherent things so don't arouse his anger (unless you are on the internet and want a laugh)

I have some geekish tendencies but am generally OK.

[Moral Minority]

tpam is kawaii nee.


Wenn die anderen Mädchen sucht, konnt ich mich schon selbst befruchten. So bin ich dann auch nicht verzagt wenn einer zu mir "Fick dich" sagt.

[Zankou 2.0]

TPAM is a deranged European vegan who cannot decide who he wants to have sex with(or, altetrnatively, want s to have sex with everything) or why he won't eat meat. All the while, he kills thousands of bacteria everyday.


I am the epitome of all that is good in the world.

[Moral Minority]

TPAM is a moose-loving, bacon-eating, gun-hating, gay-marrying, zed-saying, nationalhealthcare-using, Celine Dion-worshpining, kraft Macaroni-guzzling Canuckistani.

I am a lawyer. Yes. We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice. Insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure of the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity. God bless America
I am a liar. No. We the acid scarred bitches of history of evil and hypocrisy exalt criminals to office. Vietnam, El Salvador, Chile with lovely missiles, roaring bombs of the rich and the white and the pious and burn children and torture women. Forever and ever, amen. God bless America

[Zankou 2.0]

The person above me is legally insane.


I am easily dis....HEY LOOK A BUNNY I'MA CHASE THE BUNNY KTHXBYE!

[Moral Minority]

TPAM has ADD.

I need to get away from this computer.

[Zankou 2.0]

The person above me is a flaming bisexual. Literally. I set him on fire.


I, actually, have ADHD.

[Moral Minority]

TPAM said something we already knew.

I killed god and became the übermensch.

[lordpunkmonk]

TPAM is a herb loving guy

I actualy have ADD