Best Movie Lines

[black bart]

I had a really uptight boss named "Dave" once.

I once worked in a restaurant with a waitress named Debbie and a cook named Dallas.

I couldn't find any quotations but the tagline from Debby does Dallas is quite amusing:

Every one on the team scores when her pom-poms fly!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I had a really uptight boss named "Dave" once.

A co-worker and I took immense glee in deadpanning monotone "Daaaave, just what do you think you're doing, Daaaave? I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission statement, Daaaave." and "Daaaave, this project can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye, Daaaave." type lines whenever the mood struck us (which was often).

That's pretty cool. The only Dave I know is six feet tall and built like a brick hospital. I wouldn't want to get on his bad side.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

" It is a good word and worthy of repetition " , Adam and Eve , from the The Adventures Of Mark Twain .

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I really ought to read more of Mark Twain's books. I've read The Adventures of Tom Sawyer about five times, and it remains, to date, one of my favourite books.

[Rainswept]

Was flipping channels a few minutes ago, and caught this quote, which made me burst out laughing.

is a goddamned godless, atheist Marxist, and the only thing that he holds sacred is Che Guevara's foreskin.

[FaithfulPirate42]

All from Dr. Horrible:

The hammer is my penis.

Don't worry that it's hard, if you're not a frigging 'tard you will prevail!

Captain Hammer threw a car at my head.

My mission was a success, in that I achieved my goal. It was less of a success in that I introduced my arch nemesis to the girl of my dreams.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

stoopid stoopid hominz

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

yonda be tha cassel ove me fadder
da calif

[black bart]

To cwush de enemy, to see dem dwiven before you, and to hear de lamentation of de women!

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan the Barbarian.

[MarathonMan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfea6IWiYu0&feature=PlayList&p=9BF5679D0A7FB175&index=0&playnext=1

[Tigger_the_Wing]

yonda be tha cassel ove me fadder
da calif

Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

[Rainswept]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUArCUojOoc

[ChowMein]

In the sequel to ," Silence Of The Lambs " , Marten Verger ( I think that was the character's name ) relates when Hannibal gave him a "popper" while prancing about in a noose , whilst hanging around Lector suggests Verger tear off his own face , which Verger promptly does . He states ," It seemed like a good idea at the time " .

I'm sick , that line always cracks me up .

[Roland Deschain]

^ I'm with you on that one. Some great lines in those films.

These kinetic typography videos are pretty good. Quite dramatic. This is my favourite:-

V for Vendetta

[pieces o'nine]

^ Not bad.

This version is my long-time favorite.
This is a very close second.