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lordpunkmonk wrote:I just can't friggin wait for heith ledger as joker
the original batman movie however sucked
this would have been an improvement
Rot in hell.
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EarthRise wrote:lordpunkmonk wrote:I just can't friggin wait for heith ledger as joker
the original batman movie however sucked
this would have been an improvement
Rot in hell.
I knew not to click on it.
Does it count as spam?
Captain America was shot through the head by a sniper, in the Civil War series. Quite funny, actually. He lives for ages, breaking heaps of bad guys, and he gets shot through the head.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Captain America was shot through the head by a sniper, in the Civil War series. Quite funny, actually. He lives for ages, breaking heaps of bad guys, and he gets shot through the head.
Captain America was part of a government project during WWII, he got his powers by drinking a serum which transformed him into a perfect physical specimen. He is property of the U.S. Government, as is the serum. When one guy dies, they just give the serum to somebody else.
Captain America isn't dead. He's just a new guy now.
Don't you people know anything???
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Taidje Khan wrote:Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Captain America was shot through the head by a sniper, in the Civil War series. Quite funny, actually. He lives for ages, breaking heaps of bad guys, and he gets shot through the head.
Captain America was part of a government project during WWII, he got his powers by drinking a serum which transformed him into a perfect physical specimen. He is property of the U.S. Government, as is the serum. When one guy dies, they just give the serum to somebody else.
Captain America isn't dead. He's just a new guy now.
Don't you people know anything???
I actually did know that.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
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Taidje Khan wrote:Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Captain America was shot through the head by a sniper, in the Civil War series. Quite funny, actually. He lives for ages, breaking heaps of bad guys, and he gets shot through the head.
Captain America was part of a government project during WWII, he got his powers by drinking a serum which transformed him into a perfect physical specimen. He is property of the U.S. Government, as is the serum. When one guy dies, they just give the serum to somebody else.
Captain America isn't dead. He's just a new guy now.
Don't you people know anything???
Just because your powers get given to someone else doesn't make them the same person as you. Captain America had a different personality to the new guy. Sure, he's the same hero, but not the same, inside.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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I think some young artist could make a fortune with a new Heroine.
THe "Sudden Strumpet".
Dry and serious anthropologist by day,
Not-quite-so-dry, slutty crimefighter by night.
...who uses dirty, twisted, animalistically perverse sex to subdue villains, or to extract info from sleazy lowlifes, or just to be whorish.
This idea is made of money.
You could make a zillion dollars, especially as an online serial.
THe "Sudden Strumpet".
Dry and serious anthropologist by day,
Not-quite-so-dry, slutty crimefighter by night.
...who uses dirty, twisted, animalistically perverse sex to subdue villains, or to extract info from sleazy lowlifes, or just to be whorish.
This idea is made of money.
You could make a zillion dollars, especially as an online serial.
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Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Taidje Khan wrote:Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Captain America was shot through the head by a sniper, in the Civil War series. Quite funny, actually. He lives for ages, breaking heaps of bad guys, and he gets shot through the head.
Captain America was part of a government project during WWII, he got his powers by drinking a serum which transformed him into a perfect physical specimen. He is property of the U.S. Government, as is the serum. When one guy dies, they just give the serum to somebody else.
Captain America isn't dead. He's just a new guy now.
Don't you people know anything???
Just because your powers get given to someone else doesn't make them the same person as you. Captain America had a different personality to the new guy. Sure, he's the same hero, but not the same, inside.
Duffman can never die....only the characters who play him. Oooh yea!
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
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Clifford wrote:Moral Minority wrote:Villains are much better.
Cheers to that
I concur.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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ken worley wrote:I think some young artist could make a fortune with a new Heroine.
THe "Sudden Strumpet".
Dry and serious anthropologist by day,
Not-quite-so-dry, slutty crimefighter by night.
...who uses dirty, twisted, animalistically perverse sex to subdue villains, or to extract info from sleazy lowlifes, or just to be whorish.
This idea is made of money.
You could make a zillion dollars, especially as an online serial.
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Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:EarthRise wrote:lordpunkmonk wrote:I just can't friggin wait for heith ledger as joker
the original batman movie however sucked
this would have been an improvement
Rot in hell.
I knew not to click on it.
Does it count as spam?
Captain America was shot through the head by a sniper, in the Civil War series. Quite funny, actually. He lives for ages, breaking heaps of bad guys, and he gets shot through the head.
technicaly no
it was originaly
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lordpunkmonk wrote:I just can't friggin wait for heith ledger as joker
the original batman movie however sucked
this would have been an improvement
You die. No revolver. Machetes. Very slow.
That's the last fucking time I trust LPM...
Why has nobody fucking mentioned Asterix?
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O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
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~NoodleDemon~ wrote:lordpunkmonk wrote:I just can't friggin wait for heith ledger as joker
the original batman movie however sucked
this would have been an improvement
You die. No revolver. Machetes. Very slow.
That's the last fucking time I trust LPM...
Why has nobody fucking mentioned Asterix?
Other than that, Dr. Manhattan has all you suckers beat. He could PWN everything else combined.
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
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