Pastafarian Restaurant

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Should we start a Pastafarian Restaurant

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scurvy burger

Postby NeferKa » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:49 pm

I like Scurvy Burger! "Arrrgghhh! Welcome to Scccccccccurvy Burrrrrrrger! Can I take yer orrrrrder?" I bet the toys in the kid's meals would be great!

Noogle is also good fun.

I bet the FSM strip club would be successful. I bet the patrons wouldn't even question why there are peg legs, parrots, and eye patches. However, I bet there would be protests outside of it or cities would try to change their zoning laws to put it out of business. That could be fun.

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Re: scurvy burger

Postby boghog » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:37 pm

NeferKa wrote:I like Scurvy Burger! "Arrrgghhh! Welcome to Scccccccccurvy Burrrrrrrger! Can I take yer orrrrrder?" I bet the toys in the kid's meals would be great!

Breakfast might get confrontational:

"Yarr. Can I take yer order?"

"Yes, I'd like the breakfast combo with orange juice."

"Avast, ye wretch! Thar be no orange juice here. Ye can have coffee or grog."

"But I want orange juice!"

"Then go to McDonalds. This be Scurvy Burger for a reason. Yarr."
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:39 pm

we can't be fast foot. not because I think we shouldn't but because the food would be good. ergo, not fast food. :wink:

I say make it just a italian but pirate style restaruant, without being fast food-like.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:42 pm

Aye, but ye need healthy options for pirates-on-the-go. An' a Scurvy Burger could be curative of scurvy.

Right now your best bet for fast food is Jollibee... they've got Jolly Spaghetti on the menu.
Perhaps we could sub-franchise, an' have Jolly Roger Spaghetti....

OOH! They just got noodle soup with chicken meatballs on the menu!

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