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habbits of sauce

Postby brother_meatball » Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:12 am

I propose these small verses to the teachings of the flying spagetii monster .

Show equal respect to the wench and thow who doeth stirr the pasta sauce.

On returning from a day of piratry and rum, place upon the household shrine a raw meatball.

Respect all spices that flavor the many noodels.

Carry a stick of bread in his honor.
- the ground did quake and the rivers overflowed with the grace of his blessed sauce.

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Postby Captain 'Noodly' Cutlass » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:32 pm

Arr, it be the way for any Pirate to live his life.

Stirreth good wench, stirreth!

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