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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Nov 03, 2016 3:11 pm

Yarr , seems thut Monobaz fink ye be misser Arrick Witfailed matey .

Oi be finkin ee be roight meseffs an oi taint be reveeling thee whys an werefors an sech since ole Arrick mite be a lernin sumfin ta disguys imseff an sneek in ere agun.

Ye nose , loike leefin owt is lowkayshun an tryin ta chaynj is ritin stile an sech loike stuff an wotnot .

Tell us ye not be dis Arrick Witfailed .ARRRRRRRRRGH!
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby DaveL » Thu Nov 03, 2016 3:16 pm

Guys,

WIN!!

Lulu have taken down his link to the Canon. Here's what they sent...

Dear User:

Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We are removing the Content in question from availability and are reviewing the matter further. Please let us know if we can be of any further assistance.


Regards,

Questionable Content Team
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby ChowMein » Thu Nov 03, 2016 3:35 pm

Oh goody , now the fake Gospel of FSM need to be dealt with .
I wonder if Booby knows of it's existence ?
It's been on Amazon for some time now now .

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Thu Nov 03, 2016 4:35 pm

From Russell Eric Whitfield

Dear Council of the Olive Garden,

I have taken it down for the time being. I'm trying to get rid of the authors that don't want to be part of the Loose Canon anymore and keep the ones that do want to be part of the Loose Canon. Most of the authors originally agreed but some are backing out now. Let me know if anybody else backs out.

I have taken it down for now but I'll put it back up around June 2017. I appreciate you emailing me. One day we will get this all worked out. Let me know if I can help in anyway. Also let me know if there are new entries that should be included in the June 2017 edition.

Respectfully,

Russell Eric Whitfield.

My response on behalf of the Council.

Dear Eric,

You have NO authorization to produce any version of The Loose Canon, cease and desist any attempt to do so.

Regards,

The Council of The Olive Garden.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:01 pm

I am at work at the moment but I am considering adding this to the front page of The Loose Canon site
NO ONE, and that includes Russell Eric Whitfield, has permission to charge for a reproduction of this or any part of this work. The Loose Canon is provided free in digital form and the neither the authors nor The Council of The Olive Garden authorise any physical copy to be sold.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby ChowMein » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:32 pm

Good idea Dark One !

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wot a pest !

Eric , tis a very strange IMO , that you can be so obsessed with this endeavor of yours to be the most blatant offender of copyright laws

You profess to be a Baptist deacon but in. light of your behaviour I must conclude you are a false witness .
If you are indeed a deacon , what does your pastor think about the mischief you have caused without a whit of repentance ?

You have and continue to upset people , this is not walking in Christ's foot steps and you know this to be true .
Zealousness in religion is somethng i expect to happen after all the fire and brimstone sermons i have unfortunately witnessed , however FSM was created as satire and parody .
If you have read the hatemail you should be well aware that Christains ( and others ) have condemned Bobby to Hell , yet you openly wish to spread that which your church deems to be blasphemy which Christain fundentalist condemn .

I truly believe you should spend your ample free time doing something productive that you might enjoy like getting a metal detector and hunting for coins and lost jewelry , i think that would be fun for you .
Also perhaps you can get ahold of David Mabus and ask him for advice to free yourself from all this trolling .

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:59 am

buttlicking22 wrote:........Let's unite and destroy him!! Bombard his cell phone with nasty text messages.......



ARRRGH! No boddy wonts 2 do eny ov that stuff matey.

We awl wont YEW 2 stop nicking thee interlecktchewell propurrtee ov uthers, yargh!
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:30 pm

Latest communication from Eric
Dear Council of the Olive Garden,

I have to fill out that DMCA form within the next few days. I'll probably fill it out but don't worry about it. I will wait until June 2017 to publish the Loose Canon. Any help you could offer would be greatly appreciated. Please let me know if the Council of the Olive Garden ever publishes the Loose Canon. I will certainly buy a copy as long as it is less than $50. Just keep me up to date. Once the Council of the Olive Garden publishes the Loose Canon then I will abandon 100% of my efforts. It is a great privilege for us to work together on this project. It is a little slower than I would have liked but it is still a privilege. Thanks for all the hard work that you do for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is amazing that we have been able to orchestrate our efforts together to give the Loose Canon to all the English speaking peoples of the world. Without your effort and hard work, this project would be next to impossible. I am thrilled to have you on my side. Please continue your hard work. Let's get the Loose Canon to everybody!

What a joy!

Russell Eric Whitfield
138 Daniel Drive
Hubert, NC 28539
(252) 503-1402
www. fac e bo ok .com/onslowcountycommissioner
[email protected]

Can we get a US based Lawyer to send him a formal cease and desist notice?
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I gave you brains, the ability to reason, and free will for a reason.
Please use them.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:30 pm

The Dark Noodle wrote:Latest communication from Eric
Dear Council of the Olive Garden,

I have to fill out that DMCA form within the next few days. I'll probably fill it out but don't worry about it. I will wait until June 2017 to publish the Loose Canon. Any help you could offer would be greatly appreciated. Please let me know if the Council of the Olive Garden ever publishes the Loose Canon. I will certainly buy a copy as long as it is less than $50. Just keep me up to date. Once the Council of the Olive Garden publishes the Loose Canon then I will abandon 100% of my efforts. It is a great privilege for us to work together on this project. It is a little slower than I would have liked but it is still a privilege. Thanks for all the hard work that you do for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is amazing that we have been able to orchestrate our efforts together to give the Loose Canon to all the English speaking peoples of the world. Without your effort and hard work, this project would be next to impossible. I am thrilled to have you on my side. Please continue your hard work. Let's get the Loose Canon to everybody!

What a joy!

Russell Eric Whitfield
138 Daniel Drive
Hubert, NC 28539
(252) 503-1402
www. fac e bo ok .com/onslowcountycommissioner
[email protected]

Can we get a US based Lawyer to send him a formal cease and desist notice?


Last time he was arrested for Copyright Infringement they ended up dropping all the charges. This time you have a greater case. I could probably someone in this area. Who would pay the costs? I'm not going to pay the lawyers one penny.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:17 pm

HARR HARR ,

Nancy , thot ole ERik be a fun wun , yarr ?
Oi pee a wee bit eech tyme oi reed 'is gibber har har har .
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Monobaz » Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:16 pm

buttlicking22 wrote:..........I have to fill out that DMCA form within the next few days. I'll probably fill it out but don't worry about it. I will wait until June 2017 to publish the Loose Canon. Any help you could offer would be greatly appreciated. Please let me know if the Council of the Olive Garden ever publishes the Loose Canon. I will certainly buy a copy as long as it is less than $50. Just keep me up to date. Once the Council of the Olive Garden publishes the Loose Canon then I will abandon 100% of my efforts. It is a great privilege for us to work together on this project. It is a little slower than I would have liked but it is still a privilege. Thanks for all the hard work that you do for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is amazing that we have been able to orchestrate our efforts together to give the Loose Canon to all the English speaking peoples of the world. Without your effort and hard work, this project would be next to impossible. I am thrilled to have you on my side. Please continue your hard work. Let's get the Loose Canon to everybody! What a joy!...............


Beloved Pirate Eric, show a little discernment and listen. You haven’t worked with anyone. I doubt you have the capacity to do so in any meaningful way. More to the point you have worked against everybody. It is no wonder you have few if any friends here but it is obvious your uncooperative and destructive nature prevents anyone from wanting to work with you. Your perpetual interference hinders delivery of the Loose Canon Second Edition and alienates you from the dedicated members of the Olive Garden Council and casual forum members alike. Your actions have turned many against you. Did you know there is no project here that involves you? Enough of your delusions! Please take responsibility for your actions, resist the ways of Beelzebub and leave us in peace. How pitiful you are.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:32 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

dont go away unca nancy

unca nancy be fun !

rrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:41 pm

HARR!

Oi has ta admitt 'is constant infilltrayshuns be amazin'
an oi enjoy seazin' 'im expose 'imseff loike
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Monobaz » Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:48 pm

Nef Yoo must be receiving kick-backs for sales of pirated editions of the Loose Canon. That kid would sell his grandmother into slavery for tuppence.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Monobaz » Fri Nov 04, 2016 8:03 pm

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:....... oi enjoy seazin' 'im expose 'imseff .......


There might be laws against him exposing and you watching Mad Will.
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