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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Monobaz » Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:41 pm

We do things slightly differently here in Australia Eric. If you were close by I would happily take you up on your kind offer and accept one of your books .... then insert it into your fundamental orifice. Considering you are as thick as two short planks you may well take that as a "NO".
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nancy Delia » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:39 pm

Monobaz wrote:If you were close by I would happily take you up on your kind offer and accept one of your books .... then insert it into your fundamental orifice.


can I take pictures? i have always wanted to visit australia.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nancy Delia » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:44 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:??? " permission ? To take off list "???


I meen marrket .

Hmmmm i suspek sumfing fishy too unca The Dark rrrrrr


I don't think anybody is going to fault you over a few spelling mistakes. market, list, yiopwnd. either way you spell it we knew exactly what you meant. don't fret over your spelling. we don't judge.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Monobaz » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:15 pm

Nancy Delia wrote:
Monobaz wrote:If you were close by I would happily take you up on your kind offer and accept one of your books .... then insert it into your fundamental orifice.


can I take pictures? i have always wanted to visit australia.


Do you have a rear view mirror and enough coin for the ticket?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby jjuicegiver » Sat Jan 17, 2015 9:29 pm

Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you all. You are free to hate me with the deepest passion but I have complied fully with your wishes. Good bye. May you all have a happy and prosperous life.

The Loose Canon Complete Second Edition is 100% off of the market and I will stop bothering you guys. Consider me dead. Celebrate accordingly.

I was touched by His Noodley Appendage sometime during late 2011 or early 2012. I'm not too sure. It has been a wonderful adventure for me. That part of my life is over now and I don't want to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster anymore. May you all be blessed to the fullest. You guys are the greatest pirates that I know. I wish we could have been friends but I know that is an impossibility.

Good bye

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby StJason » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:02 pm

...sigh...

Still doesn't get it does he?

Ragequit the whole thing because he got caught and called out on it.

Ah well. May the Noodled One touch you and give you a clue, jjuicegiver.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 23, 2015 6:54 am

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun May 22, 2016 7:08 pm

Our Master Whitfield has just started posting about his fake 2nd edition on Failbook. Interested to see where this goes.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/181753425298669/permalink/733335443473795/

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To contact me, my email is "latinum" at "hotmail" dot "com".

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon May 23, 2016 12:43 pm

He's not crossed that line - yet.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby ChowMein » Mon May 23, 2016 5:33 pm

I wonder about that guy .
Perhaps he is lonely ?

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:47 pm

Tell Eric Whitfield what you think. He is a piece of *%?!$*?.

I found Eric Whitfield's email address for you. [email protected] His phone number is (910) 353-6190

His cell phone number is (252) 503-1402. You can find him on facebook. www.facebook.com/onslowcountycommissioner

I know him very well. He ran for public office here where I live. You should have heard that smug jerk on the radio.

http://www.jdnews.com/news/20160208/can ... -whitfield

He actually had the audacity to say that he wouldn't represent all citizens. He said he would only represent the Republicans who elect him. Lucky for us he lost.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby StJason » Sun Sep 18, 2016 11:35 am

Oh, fucknoodle.

I was vaguely amused by his whining about those mean-ol Forumites picking on him because he stole our stuff. But only for the first twenty or so times...
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Wed Nov 02, 2016 7:58 pm

That pond slime Eric is back, this time with the 1st edition!
http://www.lulu.com/shop/devoted-pastaf ... 72978.html
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Monobaz » Wed Nov 02, 2016 8:11 pm

buttlicking22 wrote:Tell Eric Whitfield what you think. He is a piece of *%?!$*?.

I found Eric Whitfield's email address for you. [email protected] His phone number is (910) 353-6190

His cell phone number is (252) 503-1402. You can find him on facebook. http://www.facebook.com/onslowcountycommissioner

I know him very well. He ran for public office here where I live. You should have heard that smug jerk on the radio.

http://www.jdnews.com/news/20160208/can ... -whitfield

He actually had the audacity to say that he wouldn't represent all citizens. He said he would only represent the Republicans who elect him. Lucky for us he lost.


A little self deprecciation is it Buttstinking? :moon:
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Thu Nov 03, 2016 2:50 pm

The Dark Noodle wrote:That pond slime Eric is back, this time with the 1st edition!
http://www.lulu.com/shop/devoted-pastaf ... 72978.html


Let's unite and destroy him!! Bombard his cell phone with nasty text messages. Phone number removed by mod. This is not 4chan


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