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Postby Alpaca » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:13 pm

Are they venerated on the roads like cows are in India, where the animal has the right-of-way, no matter if it decides to fall asleep right there?

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Postby darren996 » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:14 pm

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Postby fusiontortellini » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:20 pm

It's a herd. Hitting them is not an option -- you might kill one or two, but your car would be totalled. It's just not practical.
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Postby darren996 » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:23 pm

Oh sure. Screw the sheep. They are dumber than a bag a hammers anyway. The wolf is part of nature.
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Postby Alpaca » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:29 pm

Solution: Forklift.

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Postby darren996 » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:31 pm

Better Solution: Gyro!
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Postby Alpaca » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:41 pm

Well, it's not gonna make itself.

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Postby Alpaca » Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:31 am

Texas as a whole, or just your little place there? I don't think it as a whole can be remotely harmless, having produced such gems as Delay, and the American Oil Industry.

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Postby alt_phil » Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:02 pm

Wait, now I'm confused. One minute we're talking about the existence of beer in heaven. Which of course naturally leads to talking about drunk girls.
Which lead to talking about sheep?

Ok... I think I need to go back and re-read this thread entirely. I'm going to loose sleep over this one unless I figure it out.
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Postby darren996 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:23 pm

alt_phil wrote:Wait, now I'm confused. One minute we're talking about the existence of beer in heaven. Which of course naturally leads to talking about drunk girls.
Which lead to talking about sheep?

Ok... I think I need to go back and re-read this thread entirely. I'm going to loose sleep over this one unless I figure it out.


I figured if anybody could sort this out it would be you. Now we're hopelessly lost. Nachos anyone? :shock:
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Postby Alpaca » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:45 pm

That's the way things go, Phil. Conversations here have the freedom of going the way they will.

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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:50 pm

Darren996 wrote:Nachos anyone? :shock:


Just had lunch. Thanks anyway!!!


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Postby Alpaca » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:22 am

I think he needs to go back to being a pest-control guy. It would be funny to watch him earning $5.50 per hour.

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Postby fusiontortellini » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:39 am

Don't forget to make him an illegal Mexican immigrant!

Let's be fair, here. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Alpaca » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:45 pm

He'd actually have to try to immigrate illegally to do that, and let's be frank, he'd never get over the gigantic new wall they have planned.


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