Loose Canon Submissions - Pastafarian Hymnal

[Platypus Enthusiast]

Ok mateys, so we at the Third Council of Olive Garden have begun thinking about putting together a second edition of the Canon. But we have restructured the way we're doing it to make compilation easier and more organized. So this is the spot for hymns. It would be nice to have the lyrics and music. Also, parodies and novel work is cool.

[Rev. Daniel Scott]

Drunken Night (to the tune of Silent Night)

Drunken night! Noodly night!
Headlights shine oh so bright
Round yon pasta, sauce and cheeses
Holy Appendage so noodly and bliss
Eat spaghetti tonight!
Eat spaghetti tonight!

Drunken night! Noodly night!
Chefs rejoice at the sight
Of Pastafarians near and far
Grog-filled faithful sing Hallelujarrrr
ChriFSMas day is near!
ChriFSMas day is near!

Drunken night! Noodly night!
Touched by his noodly appendage
Beer volcano in heaven
Factory of wenches, fat and thin
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.