Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Hokay rrrrrrrrrr i fynalee haz anuvver wisdim '
ummmm an affarr i rowd alla beesttees an alla kritter wot be yummy fer ta et an den poit alla plants an ebem tha yukky beets an yukky eigplant an tha yukky bidder mellin an yulky bussil spouts!
An i sayd i sayd i sayd ANTI TWISSY OI COMAN YE TA FIX ME SUPPARRrrrrrr
....But din tha wench giyyed all hot boderd an
...

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

...an den an an lotz uf peepulz bordid the Goode Shupe Lollypoppe ta wissin ta me wizdum an stuff but dey git all ungree an fursty an stuff so oi sayd , " weddum et kake ! , cholit kake !

an an ... ho no ....
oi dint say dat
, et anti Maree wot sayd dat , oi sayd ....

[Monobaz]

And Nef Yoo said: “Oooh Nooo! Them varmints is gunna eet all me choklit kake. Get offa me skiff ya scurvee currrs!”

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

an din
an din
um um
an din i comandid ta da mulletude , "
Hokay alla bilj watz godda git bak inna bilj !
um
furst we hav sum fisshed stoo an peetzer !
din i pass tha stoo an peetzer cwust awownde tha shup .
WOE AN B HOLE !
I feedid alla croo an gotz lottsa stoo leff ofurr rrr
et wuz a guud day
rrrrrr

[Nancy Delia]

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Ra'men

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Oh den nef yoo sayed too alla aminals tah git onna boat an for tah star kissin cuz kissin make mer baby aminals and alla aminals sayed hokay.

lmao. I thought storks brought babies...

Arrnt ya appy ta b weedin me booke ? rrrrrr

[Nancy Delia]

Oh den nef yoo sayed too alla aminals tah git onna boat an for tah star kissin cuz kissin make mer baby aminals and alla aminals sayed hokay.

lmao. I thought storks brought babies...

Arrnt ya appy ta b weedin me booke ? rrrrrr

can i add something to your book?

pwoeiruqw iurewoiqp vnzxm,.mn fdsjakl eiopjown ndkfosapnf nkposkajf nkopweknd nopsapnkoedx. dknleokd jklnlkewqupoinxz qpoin wqer. the end

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

no hi dint

rrrrr

[Monobaz]

.......................Wut rilly hapns to th dino sorrys is they wanna fite the dreddid Nef Yoo BB an thay dies bcaus Nef Yoo is the strongst, souperrist, meenst, strongst, pyret an he kills alluva dino sorrys ...............................

In accordance with the reverence of the Pirate is the burden.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

an din
an an
et wuz a bwite an sunnee day
wen anti bakbeerd sayd
NEF YOO!
ye has ta sit sail ovfur dare an spred yer wizdum !
HOKAY !
an din i sit sail ovfur dare ta spred me wizdum !
An din dare b a narrsty sturm an et whet an wane an sooo windee an stuff an tha croo sayd
Oooooo noooooo we iz gunna git sinkt cos nef yoo haz so many stuff on bord so alla mootinis bilj watz froo oberbord alla me fisshedz me barrbellz me rokz collekshun me sandbagz an me mud buketz wiff purfiklee guud mud in dem an me gallee sink rrrrrrrr !

[Monobaz]

And Nef Yoo the wise said: "Wisdom is finer than loot and jewels and those pirates who do not plunder it are abject fools."

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

I dunt wemember sayin dat

[Monobaz]

Oh crap, it annoys me when I misquote things. (It is a function of my age induced deafness/stupidity I'm sure.)

Nef Yoo the Wise said: "Wisdom is just fine but those pirates who do not plunder loot and jewels are abject fools."

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

ummm
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
um
um
iiiiiiii fink
i fink
a bwerry gud farrt be a bwery laud wun
butt not soo tinkee so
hi kin stay at tha taybull fur supparr
rrr rrr r

[RevWrongway]

And dry... don't forget dry.

ummm
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
um
um
iiiiiiii fink
i fink
a bwerry gud farrt be a bwery laud wun
butt not soo tinkee so
hi kin stay at tha taybull fur supparr
rrr rrr r