Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

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Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Platypus Enthusiast » Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:29 pm

OK, NYBB. Here's a spot for you to babble all you want. Enjoy, you little turd.
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:16 pm

Tank ye, Unkkie Playtee-puss! :haha:

I b thee furst n ownee NefYooBB, tho, not thee turd. :welcome:

I drawd a poshtur 4 ye 2 taik t’ thee futtbahl gaim!
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memmer wut I saiz?

an the Fwyinn Pasgettee Munnster soooooo wuvved the whorl, he drunk alotta beers n made nekkid ladees :zen: :zen: :zen: :drinking: :drinking: :drinking: :drinking: :drinking:
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Platypus Enthusiast » Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:59 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:an the Fwyinn Pasgettee Munnster soooooo wuvved the whorl, he drunk alotta beers n made nekkid ladees


Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:36 pm

An den et startid ta wane
an tha wane wuz whet
an i not happy.
an lots of peepull look not happy.

"Et goon ta wane lyke dis fer alla tyme !, hawler sumwun" .
'thaa wader be ep ta arr neks' sayd , tha udder sumwun"
OHHHH NOOOO
i muss tave tha ice creem an udder stuff.
"Evrybuddy i sayd tave yer stuff cos we goona have soooo much wane!'

an den
den
tha towne peepulls
thay trowd darr stuff et me
fer me ta tave
sum ove tha towne peepulls be not smarrt
me hans not be on me neck :furious:

ohhhhh nooooo

wer be i put alla dis stuff . :bummer:

So NYBB sayd ta tha stuff
" i kin oanwy hava pear of yu stuff
an den me dingy be fulla stuff an i gard et til supper tyme.
i so hope dar be sumfing yummy ta et in da pottij
but i soo hungree
i wull not mine tha fedders :barf:
an tha scales :barf:
an tha tales :barf:
an uddar yucky stuff.

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:17 pm

:mob: :nefyoobash: :furious: :mob: :shocked:
Poor Nef Yoo
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:59 pm

an den affer alla wain go way
NYBB sayd,
HOKAY!
Git offa me skiff ya scuvee currrs!

An den sum pirit sayd
"we muss made a big thing cos we not get whet by tha wain"
so day startid made tha big thing but thay all be lazee an dint maded enyfing an thay go home ta hav suppar .
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby DaveL » Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:49 am

Canonisation requires the use of a least some proper grammar. Mind you, I've seen worse written in Genesis :haha:
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:26 pm

kay den...... den....

um......

Oh den nef yoo sayed too alla aminals tah git onna boat an for tah star kissin cuz kissin make mer baby aminals and alla aminals sayed hokay.

den nef yoo looked and saw dat it wuz goode

den nef yoo sayed too alla peeplz "I comman ye tah bring me sum skittles" ana peeplz went to dey skittle farm and picked sum and brot dem to nef yoo.

den nef yoo ait sum skittles and saw dat it wuz goode
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:30 pm

I hate to see what Nef Yoo poops out after eating skittles. :shocked:
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:26 pm

TwistedSister wrote:I hate to see what Nef Yoo poops out after eating skittles. :shocked:


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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Platypus Enthusiast » Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:00 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Oh den nef yoo sayed too alla aminals tah git onna boat an for tah star kissin cuz kissin make mer baby aminals and alla aminals sayed hokay.


lmao. I thought storks brought babies...
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:58 pm

And Nefyoo sayest "i um goona made a bigggg shup an put me plundarrrrrr an pillyjins innit 'cos it gonna wane !"

" Doth ye noah wot ye doing ? , arsked his parrot .


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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:23 am

now i onna qwest fur a beeyootee faux budderfly .
i has dis luvaly fowler as bate !
but foist i poit sum pollen on me pistil .
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby black bart » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:29 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:now i onna qwest fur a beeyootee faux budderfly .
i has dis luvaly fowler as bate !
but foist i poit sum pollen on me pistil .


Arrr, does ye mean summat loik this:

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri May 08, 2009 8:02 pm

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Wut rilly hapns to th dino sorrys is they wanna fite the dreddid Nef Yoo BB an thay dies bcaus Nef Yoo is the strongst, souperrist, meenst, strongst, pyret an he kills alluva dino sorrys caus they trie t’ taek miy lolly :annoyed: :furious: :annoyed: :annoyed: :antipasta: :antipasta:


Oooobeekeedd, rr yu mie cuzzin?? Aye wuz trapt inna bilge but I iskaapd.

Rrrr u trapt in th meesteree vann?

I’s hep u iskape fer a lolly, but I dontt like ooby snax :barf:


Psssss breeng dafnee wit ye
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