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W for Academy Award

Postby sweetsalty » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:58 pm

My fellow Pastafarians!

Some people say: W is an Evangelical Hypocrite.
My heaven, please cool down!
I would like to answer to all of those:
There are also black sheep in the fold of our praised FSM.
And it’s our business, to paint them white.
For that reason my 2006 Academy Award Nomination for Best Actor is:
W in the motion picture:
See shot of a scene at the set in New Orleans in September 15, 2005 during dusk to dawn curfew. (Light specials from US Army for lack of power supply in the region).
and read: http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/0 ... 72,00.html


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Postby DeadPoet » Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:35 pm

Der Spiegel kann schon bissig sein, wenn er will...Das mit dem Foto ist einfach umwerfend.....Bush in einer Stadt ohne Stromd, mit einer extra erleuchteten Kirche..omfg.
Naja, ich will hier kein Amerika-bashing in einem amerikanischem Forum betreiben, das wäre gegen die Regeln der Gastfreundschaft :wink: .

Ich schreibe das hier auf Deutsch, weil Nichtdeutsche (und Nichtösterreicher sowie Nichtschweizer) Probleme haben werden, diesen interessanten Artikel zu lesen.

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Postby Omar Ravenhurst » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:05 pm

Google translation of above - http://snipurl.com/hqw5

Would LOVE to hear the subject of the article read this translation in his unique halting style. :wink:

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subject of the spiegel-article

Postby sweetsalty » Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:12 am

Bush pretends to be the generous saviour in hard times
From New Orleans by Matthias Gebauer

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Postby Cerberus » Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:07 am

That translation really is in tune to the quality of his speech. Its almost like it was protecting us no-german speaking people from having to re-translate dubyas speech into literacy.
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