Pasta Back

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Pasta Back

Postby Clifford » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:57 pm

You can all imagine the beat from Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake? Got it? Good. here we go:

I'm bringing Pasta back,
Them Mother-Fundi's don't know how to act
Just keep preachin' t'ill you get attacked
And keep drinkin' grog until you're leveled flat

Take em' to the kitchen!

Oh FSM...
You see these whisks
yo I'm beating eggs ...
making pasta for Your Eminence
yo I'll sell it all for fifty pence ...

As RAmen noodles!

Come here yo -
(Go ahead, cook with it)
Come to the back
VIP? (Very Important Pirate)
Drinks on me
Let me see what you're working with
Look at those whisks
You make good pasta
Go ahead yo -
And get your apron on

Get your apron on
Go ahead, cook with it

I'm bringing Pasta back
Them other teachers don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the sauce you lack
Cause your burning food I gotta get it fast

Take em' to the kitchen!



I'm bringing Pasta back
Them I.D.N (Intelligent Design Network) watch while I attack
If that's your science you better watch your back
Cause I'll teach with FSM and that's a fact!

Take em' to the kitchen ...

Yeah. Something like that ...

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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:06 pm

I'd give you props for creativity, except that reading that made me realize that the melody, flow, and some of the original lyrics ARE EMBEDDED IN MY BRAIN!

Thanks for helping me realize that no matter what I do, a part of Justin Timberlake will live on in the inner workings of my brain, either until the day I die, or until I reach a sufficient level of senility.

Great! Now I'm praying for senility.

Thanks Cliff!

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Re: Pasta Back

Postby wobastax » Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:55 am

:D :D :D that was awesome.. good creativity, and i liked how it was just like the real song... but better.... you should do a cover of it on youtube.... happy holiday :D :worship:
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