Amazing Sauce

Songs of the FSM. Praise, Adoration and Pirate Sea Chanteys. Express your musical and/or poetic talent.

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Amazing Sauce

Postby pumpkinhead » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:48 pm

To the tune of "Amazing Grace"

Amazing Sauce
How sweet the taste
Was lost
But now can eat

T'was ravoli that taught...
my heart to fear.
And sauce, my noodles breathe.
How precious did that sauce appear...the hour I first believed.

Through many herbs, seafoods and cheeses...
we have already come.
T'was FSM that brought us safe thus far...
and sauce will lead us home.

The FSM has promised good to me...
Pirate word my hope secures.
FSM will be my ship and portion be...
as long as life endures.

Pirates have been here three thousand years...
bright shining as the sun.
We've no less days to sing FSM's praise...
then when we've first begun.

Amazing Sauce
How sweet the taste
Was lost
But now can eat.

:fsm_float: RAmen.

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Postby Clifford » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:09 pm

Inspired. :)

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Postby Hippie Pirate » Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:10 am

I love it...

Unfortunately there is one minor error. When I say minor I mean you added 7,000 years to the existence of the earth. As the Gospel says, the earth has only been here for 3,000 years(give or take a few).

Other than that, I will be singing it for many a year to come.
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Re: Amazing Sauce

Postby Nahmala » Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:21 pm

It's awesome. I shall sing it every Friday before my family eats. :fsm_float:

Christianity - The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree
Yeah, makes perfect sense...

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