Pasta Sauce (Hallelujah by Lenard Cohen)

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Pasta Sauce (Hallelujah by Lenard Cohen)

Postby SauceBeUponYe » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:32 am

To be sung to the tune of Lenard Cohen's Hallelujah.

Now I've heard there was a secret sauce
That Italians made, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for pasta, do you?
It tastes like this
The spice, so nice
The tomato paste, the onion slice
The sacred chefs composing Pasta Sauce

Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce

Your sauce was strong but you needed pasta
You saw it cooking in the water
Its beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
You tied it
To the Pasta Sauce
You ate your meal, by twirling spaghetti
Not cutting it, as others eat their Pasta

Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce

You say I took the sauce in vain
I don't even know the name
But if I did, well really, sauce be to you
There's a blaze of light
In every stove
It doesn't matter which type you chose
So long as it’s a holy Pasta Sauce

Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce

It tasted best with a pinch of salt
That recipe I couldn’t fault
I've told the truth, I only came to feed you.
And even though
It tastes so good
I'll stand before His Noodly Appendages
With nothing on my tongue but Pasta Sauce

Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce
Pasta Sauce

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Re: Pasta Sauce (Hallelujah by Lenard Cohen)

Postby xinjinbei » Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:47 am

SauceBeUponYe wrote:With nothing on my tongue but Pasta Sauce

not even pasta? :cry:

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Postby darlene » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:03 pm


Oh, please someone record this one!

I love Leonard Cohen. "Famous Blue Raincoat" is one of my all time favorite songs. I have seen The Man himself in concert. He wrote "Chelsa Hotel" for Janis. Nick Cave singing "I'm Your Man" almost makes me orgasm.

But to tell the truth, it got to the point where every darn TV I watch (I watch a lot) would play Hallelujah in the background at some dramatic moment in the show. So much so that I started thinking that if I heard Hallelujah one more time I was gonna puke.
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Postby Tronlet » Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:29 am

Oh. My. Flying. Spaghetti. Monster. This is so amazing. You have talent.
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Postby Clifford » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:37 pm

Mmmmm the Pasta Sauce chorus doesn't really sound right but it's good :)

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Re: Pasta Sauce (Hallelujah by Lenard Cohen)

Postby Nahmala » Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:05 pm

It's awesome! Great job.

Christianity - The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree
Yeah, makes perfect sense...

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