Where Have All The Pirates Gone?

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Where Have All The Pirates Gone?

Postby plong » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:34 pm

(click title to go to page with audio link)
"Where Have All The Pirates Gone?"

Where have all the pirates gone hurrah, hurrah
Their declining numbers are of grave concern hurrah, hurrah
Were He able to create more pirates He would surely do so
With His Noodly Appendage, He would set it right

Where could all the pirates be hurrah, hurrah,
We need them for this Ministry hurrah, hurrah
Not even the Flying Spaghetti Monster can create a pirate from ether
Neither born nor created, pirates they just are

It's up to you the state of Kansas hurrah, hurrah,
It's up to you to fight for truth hurrah, hurrah,
Vote to teach of his powerful name and their rightful place the pirates will reclaim
To pillage and plunder as is their heavenly right.

/originally done for FARK.com audio edit contest in 2005...

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Postby plong » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:51 pm

Actually, I am from Ohio. This guy contacted me because he heard my song and offered to host it on his site. I of course agreed, because free audio webhosting is awesome. Since then, his site has gone through at least one major revision, so I guess it's doing well!

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Postby Aeger » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:09 pm

Truly enlightening
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Postby Jean Bart » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:36 am

I'm trying to get to the audio, but to no avail. Dead link by now? Are the words set to the music of a popular song, or is it brand new? :?
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Postby Captain 'Noodly' Cutlass » Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:04 pm

sm as last, trying to hear audio can't. please instruct lol
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