Some Hymns I Wroted With My Wroteding Pen

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Some Hymns I Wroted With My Wroteding Pen

Postby Libervurto » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:08 pm

OH PRAISE HIS NOODLE TENTACLES (To the tune of Oh Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
Oh praise his noodle tentacles,
Oh praise his balls of meat,
He made each tiny ventricle,
Through which our hearts do beat,
He made us good,
He made us bad,
He made us to be free,
With tidings of pasta and sauce,
Pasta and sauce,
With tidings of pasta and sauce,

ALL THINGS NICE AND WONDERFUL (to the tune of All Things Bright and Beautiful)
All things nice and wonderful,
All critters short and tall,
The Flying Spaghetti Monster,
No doubt made them all,

Each little tiny midget,
The mountain and the trees,
He made their shortened trousers,
He made the birds and bees,
(Refrain) (sing the chorus again dummies!)

The scurvy sea-dog pirates,
Must never disappear,
To combat global warming,
Say "ARRR!" and have a beer!

The holy beer volcano,
The stripper factory,
His noodley appendage,
Touches you and me,

I couldn't write a fourth verse,
I didn't really try,
I'll just repeat the chorus,
To keep you occupied,

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Re: Some Hymns I Wroted With My Wroteding Pen

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:16 pm

Can you record these for us? Perhaps we could play them on Monkey. And Fridays.

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