FSM items "officially" translated into other langu

[black bart]

You might be right. I'll think about a translation that correctly conveys all the innuendos of the original sentence
I decided my English was too bad for me to be able to contribute to the extent I wished in the discussions on this forum. But I guess I can come in and make unnecessary comments now and then

If you can write that, your English is more than adequate for anything going on here. That's very good indeed.
After all, even Welshmen, Scotsmen and Herefordians manage after a fashion.

Just a minute...I am fluent in Swedish you know...Tak you very much! (I learned that from Wallander).

[Bug]

You might be right. I'll think about a translation that correctly conveys all the innuendos of the original sentence
I decided my English was too bad for me to be able to contribute to the extent I wished in the discussions on this forum. But I guess I can come in and make unnecessary comments now and then

If you can write that, your English is more than adequate for anything going on here. That's very good indeed.
After all, even Welshmen, Scotsmen and Herefordians manage after a fashion.

Just a minute...I am fluent in Swedish you know...Tak you very much! (I learned that from Wallander).

Your Swedish is excellent, Bart! Assuming you wanted to talk about roofs?

[DavidH]

Your Swedish is excellent, Bart! Assuming you wanted to talk about roofs?

Do Swedish roofs have sheep on them?

Why do you blighters put a C in 'tack', anyway? You confuse those of us who know a little Danish.

[Bug]

Your Swedish is excellent, Bart! Assuming you wanted to talk about roofs?

Do Swedish roofs have sheep on them?

Why do you blighters put a C in 'tack', anyway? You confuse those of us who know a little Danish.

Everyone who knows Danish is perpetually confused

"Tacka" means ewe (and thanking someone, and gold bar). Is it a word for sheep in Danish as well or are you just randomly discussing sheep? See, Danish makes me confused at once...

Edit: This means that bart without knowing it was speaking Danish, not Swedish...

[DavidH]

Skol for gammle Danmark!

No, it's just that Bart wrote tak for 'thanks', which is OK in Danish, but you rotten lot put a C in just to confuse us! I know tak is Swedish for 'roof', but the sheep idea came from here:

Yes that was pretty dramatic...but did you follow the link to the 'Sheep stuck on roof in Wales' story...how in the name of Max Boyce's Aunty did a sheep get stuck on a roof?

referring to this:

[Bug]

Skol for gammle Danmark!

No, it's just that Bart wrote tak for 'thanks', which is OK in Danish, but you rotten lot put a C in just to confuse us! I know tak is Swedish for 'roof', but the sheep idea came from here:

Yes that was pretty dramatic...but did you follow the link to the 'Sheep stuck on roof in Wales' story...how in the name of Max Boyce's Aunty did a sheep get stuck on a roof?

Right, obviously I'm somewhat removed from the daily events of Wales

Swedish is of course the origin of all languages and the Danes have removed a c just to spite us. Typical danes

Did they get the poor sheep down?

[daftbeaker]

The Swedish chemist's shop

[gronank]

Did they get the poor sheep down?

you can see in the picture how the poor sheep is getting ambushed by the welsh firefighter on the chimney

[Bug]

Did they get the poor sheep down?

you can see in the picture how the poor sheep is getting ambushed by the welsh firefighter on the chimney

From now on, I will assume that there is a firefighter in every chimney in Wales. I will live by this fact and fight for the right to believe it until the day I die.

[Bug]

The Swedish chemist's shop

[black bart]

The other word I heard on Wallander was a rude word but I wont repeat it here.

Tac?

[Bug]

The other word I heard on Wallander was a rude word but I wont repeat it here.

Tac?

"Tack" in Swedish and "Tak" in Danish. "Tak" being roof in Swedish.

And, which was a coincident, "Tacka" means ewe in Swedish.

[black bart]

The other word I heard on Wallander was a rude word but I wont repeat it here.

Tac?

"Tack" in Swedish and "Tak" in Danish. "Tak" being roof in Swedish.

And, which was a coincident, "Tacka" means ewe in Swedish.

I'm learning so much...is it enough Swedish to impress Isabelle off Wallander?

[Bug]

I'm learning so much...is it enough Swedish to impress Isabelle off Wallander?

Calling her a sheep might not be the best way to a ladies heart. I'd suggest starting with:
"Hej" and moving on to stuff like:
"Jag är en äggplanta" and
"Vad är din hattstorlek?"

[black bart]

Now I could either take your word for it and try it out on the next Swedish girl I see or I could and probably should ask:

What th'heck does all that mean?

Tack