Official Loose Canon Translation Project

[Yves Forban]

Yes, Dunkerque was seriously "Touched" by the German bombardments in 1939, but the Monster got angry and they lost the war (tactical serious mistake!).
The North Sea is profoundly grey and impressive in winters: countries surrounding brew excellent beers, and we think that it was here that was the Volcano of Beers before Xanu (Scientology) blew up it.

The monster sometimes gets angry by rethinking about it:

And HE consoles by savouring the beer of the corner :

[Roland Deschain]

^ I see that the southern tip of the volcano is very near Beersel in Belgium. This is not a coincidence...

[pieces o'nine]

If you had the original beer volcano, do you also have the original stripper factory?

Si vous aviez le volcan original de bière, avez-vous également l'usine originale de décolleur ?

[Roland Deschain]

I suspect you might have to organise a little archaeological expedition to the Reeperbahn, Hamburg, Germany.

This sounds like highly important historical work, for which I will gladly volunteer. Where, exactly, are we "digging for buried treasure"?

[daftbeaker]

I suspect you might have to organise a little archaeological expedition to the Reeperbahn, Hamburg, Germany.

This sounds like highly important historical work, for which I will gladly volunteer. Where, exactly, are we "digging for buried treasure"?

I would like to make it clear that should my learned colleague be undertaking his research in October I volunteer for some heavy researching in Munich

[Yves Forban]

The brewery of Beersel almost closed in 2000, but the production started again in 2005, But it would be only a sheer chance according to the scientists.

To see (in french) http://www.guide-biere.fr/voyager/oudbeersel.php

[Yves Forban]

The antique site of Reeperbahn, where some strippers would have taken refuge:

But there is the others site of searches, Here one of our anthropologists in full study in Amsterdam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjLRiUZ-lYQ&feature=related

[pieces o'nine]

It must warm HIS heart, to see the devotion you guys are applying to this research!

[Yves Forban]

Concerning the former Volcano of Beers, our learned look for give to think that it would be in the North Sea, because the best European beers are brewed in countries along its circumference. The inhabitants would have managed to protect the recipe along the former lava flows, in pale green (then would have exported these recipes by colonizing the New World).
Concerning Reeperbahn, the image of the crane and the heart is the one of St Pauli's tourist office from Reeperbahn who gives evidence clearly of the origin Pastafarian of the clubs of striptease :

[ElBuitre]

Ahoy, oh you all great maties in the lore of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Here I yam humble Pirate to tell that from the lands of the Spaniards have made a grrrreat ifort to translate to Spanish (Castillian) the Loose Canon 'El Canon Relajado' as first translation pending to be approved by our crew to be presented.

In any case I would like to contact anyone here at the complete forum that could be able to give his/her/it's/other review.

I't has been a very big effort and a pleasure, finding expressions at the level of this scriptures has been, and it still is sometimes a pain in the ass. And not the ass that "The Great Pirate Solomon grabbed his ceremonial scimitar and struck his remaining donkey, cleaving it in two." Slackers 52.

Did I forgot to mention that the work is a 'half-ass'?
Well, at 95%, taking time from there is not, that's because no mention till the start have been done.

Four us, Spanish Chapter, or whatever have us to be mentioned, means a lot to have more ammunition for the cannons in our adventure reaching Official Recognition Port. As you can suppose, the playing backyard of the Catholic Forces it's a hard place to be.

Not know if my e-mail can be reached by all members, let me know here if any problem.
May the FSM be with you all, and the wind blows you and your crews forever to the happiness that we all know it's Him.