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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Yves Forban » Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:15 am

Certaines belle-màres manquent singulièrement d'humour, spécialement celui de leur beau-fils. C'est génétiquement programé par le Monstre.
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:17 am

Yves Forban wrote:Certaines belle-màres manquent singulièrement d'humour


:lol: That is the understatement of the year.

(Je ne sais pas le mot en Francais)
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Yves Forban » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:26 pm

Je précise que le terme exat est bien "belle-mère" : "belle-màre" est une jokererie qui se ratache au verbe " se marrer" = rire :lol:
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Yves Forban » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:10 pm

understatement = euphémisme. On en rajoute en disant "doux euphémisme",
mais c'est un mot très savant que beaucoup de français ne connaissent pas.
s'apparente aussi à understatement = litote , lorsque le sens en est un contraire minimisé.
Je ne te hais point = je t'aime énormément
je t'apprécie modérément = je te déteste cordialement (de toute mon énergie)
certaines belle-mères ont un sens de l'humour évasif (très volatile) = certaines belle-mères sont totalement dénuées d'humour.

c'était notre quart d'heure lexical dédié aux relations familiales polies (litote = pourries).
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Yves Forban » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:29 pm

voir "certaines belles-mères prennent tout au tragique, voir tirent sur tout ce qui bouge"

mais "Je préfèrerais que vous évitiez de bous étripez en mon nom" nonobstant on peut le faire en notre propre nom tout en litotes bien sûr, c'est même la base du Pastafarisme vis à vis des autres croyances.
pesto ergo sum
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:18 pm

ooga booga booga
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Yves Forban » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:32 pm

Yargh ! :lurk:
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:19 pm

allo
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Yves Forban » Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:29 am

à l'eau ! Pirate...
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:30 pm

non
i be dry
i hav nu dyapur

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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Yves Forban » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:50 pm

Yes indeed.
Je voulais dire : "à la bière" plutôt qu' "allo" qui elle se doit d'être impure pour avoir un bon goût divin. Ramen (ramènes) la donc.
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby black bart » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:22 am

We were trying to work out what the gunman would have cried out when the French Police finally shot him down today...the French version of:

"You'll never take me alive copper!"
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby DavidH » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:23 pm

"Allahu akbar!"
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:55 pm

DavidH wrote:"Allahu akbar!"

That's Algerian :idiot:
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:21 pm

Mange tout, DB, mange tout!

Désolé, mais je ne comprends pas sans Google Translate. Without Google Translate, I get something about an amusing Star Wars video, mothers in law with a singular sense of humour, genetic engineering by the FSM, lots of stuff that needed Google, Nef Yoo being Nef Yoo, something about beer, and David "speaking" Arabic. :haha:

I got the general jist, plus I learnt a few more words, which is good, even though Google gave me things like:-

But "I would prefer that you not bous étripez in my name" notwithstanding we can do on our own behalf while understatements of course, it is even the basis of Pastafarianism towards other beliefs.

Some nice-ponds singularly lacking in humor, especially that of their son in law.

Some motherboards have a nice sense of humor elusive (volatile) = some beautiful mothers are totally devoid of humour.

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