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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Clifford » Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:14 pm

I see no Appendages being tangled up there
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:47 pm

Clifford wrote:I see no Appendages being tangled up there


He's nothing but a tangle of appendages.
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby GreenRain22 » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:33 pm

Gays and lesbians? Woo! Butt pirates have a special place in His Noodly Heavens. Even girl butt pirates.
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
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And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


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Re: Homosexuals

Postby aaRghNAbled » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:41 am

GreenRain22 wrote:Gays and lesbians? Woo! Butt pirates have a special place in His Noodly Heavens. Even girl butt pirates.


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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Clifford » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:18 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
Clifford wrote:I see no Appendages being tangled up there


He's nothing but a tangle of appendages.


Blasphemy? :roll: His Appendages may appear tangled but it's ordered chaos ... it's all part of His Grand Plan
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby BenDover » Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:52 pm

Clifford wrote:
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
Clifford wrote:I see no Appendages being tangled up there


He's nothing but a tangle of appendages.


Blasphemy? :roll: His Appendages may appear tangled but it's ordered chaos ... it's all part of His Grand Plan


RAmen to that! He knows what He's doing!
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We eat spaghetti, therefore He is.

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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Heatwave316 » Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:56 pm

I believe the only kind of people His Noodliness is intolerant to is intolerant people.

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Re: Homosexuals

Postby hazza » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:03 pm

Perhaps "Damn Straight, Not Straight, Or In Between!"
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Josh M » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:47 pm

hazza wrote:Perhaps "Damn Straight, Not Straight, Or In Between!"


GRAMMER POLICE!
Just kidding. :D
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby hazza » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:07 am

Grammar Police? Please. I'm A Grammar Nazi!

BTW You spelt grammar incorrectly.
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Josh M » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:07 pm

Damnit your right!
Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:45 pm

hazza wrote:Perhaps "Damn Straight, Not Straight, Or In Between!"


What if you're into cars, or trees? Someone sent me an article recently about a guy who is exclusively attracted to and has sex with cars. That's none of the above!
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:43 pm

hazza wrote:Grammar Police? Please. I'm A Grammar Nazi!

BTW You spelt grammar incorrectly.


Actually, he spelled it "Grammer", not "incorrectly".
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby VinZ » Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:08 am

Sauce be upon you all,

I am shocked that fellow Pastafarians are having and spreading their own opinions, feelings and views on the subject.
They should rather stick to the Good Book of the FSM (Sauce be upon Him). Having your own opinion or twisting His word will make you end up in Hell, please stop this practices. The FSM (SBUH) does not tolerate such behaviour. :worship:
Thanks to Brother Heatwave316 for reminding us about our conduct towards gay believers;

Heatwave316 wrote:As I have just been reading the Good Book of the FSM, if you check page 68 at the very bottom of the page, there is a mention of same-sex pirates at the bottom.

The quote is from WWAPD - #5 - Find thee a wench - "Wenches and Pirates go together like spaghetti and spaghetti sauce." There is a footnote that goes with that quote - "So do same-sex Pirates, who are perfectly acceptable in Pirate culture."


The FSM (SBUH) couldn't have been any more clear. Being Gay is fine and Gay Pastafarians will end up in paradise. Which brings us to the Essential question: Does the Stripper Factory produce Gay strippers as well?

Obey and fear His Noodly Appendage (SBUH) !!!

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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Heatwave316 » Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:54 am

I would think for it truely to be Heaven, there would be strippers of all kind.

Thanks to for the shout out VinZ, but its Sister Heatwave316. 8)


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