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I am a lesbian.evilol wrote:I like lesbians.

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Robbobrob wrote:I am a lesbian.evilol wrote:I like lesbians.
Really?
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Moral Minority wrote:matthew.r.lucas wrote:Shouldn't they be revered in Pastafarianism since they are, after all, butt pirates?
The gospell of the FSM says that every pirate should 'quote: Find thee a wench.'
This clearly speaks against gays as pirates and that only lesbians can be female pirates.
Sincerely, the resident flaming homosexual.
This mabe so but is not a pirate free to do as they please ? So perhaps part of being a pirate is simply going werever the wind takes you...
By this i mean perhaps pirates should be people that follow their hearts above all else.

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Moral Minority wrote:matthew.r.lucas wrote:Shouldn't they be revered in Pastafarianism since they are, after all, butt pirates?
The gospell of the FSM says that every pirate should 'quote: Find thee a wench.'
This clearly speaks against gays as pirates and that only lesbians can be female pirates.
Sincerely, the resident flaming homosexual.
But then if all female pirates are lesbian, there wouldn't be many wenches for us pirates! I think they should all be bisexual. If you're bisexual your chances of getting a date double!
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Pan wrote: ...perhaps pirates should be people that follow their hearts above all else.
Well said, pan


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Homosexuals are awesome! They get all the cool powers, like super neatness, awesome fashion sense, the ability to talk with a small lisp, and, of course, they're all "FAB-U-LOUS!".
Seriously, though, I think we should respect all people. I think that the fact that people are considering not allowing homosexuals to marry is ridiculous! They're citizens, just as everyone else is, thus they have the right to a civil marriage.
Seriously, though, I think we should respect all people. I think that the fact that people are considering not allowing homosexuals to marry is ridiculous! They're citizens, just as everyone else is, thus they have the right to a civil marriage.
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Of course, I've always loved women, even as a little kid. To quote Ghallagher, "Maybe I am a woman trapped in a man's body, adn I don't know it because I am a lesbian."Moral Minority wrote:Robbobrob wrote:I am a lesbian.evilol wrote:I like lesbians.
Really?
Honestly, I find the catagorization of people pointless on an individual basis. You can try and try to put individual people into nice little separate catagories, but people will always come up with excepts and not fit neatly into whatever types (mono or stereo) other people come up with.
If homosexuals, be they male or female, are not welcome as part of our crew, then I will be sorely disappointed, and might need to think about a new boat to cruise these Internet Seas in.
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hazza wrote:Homosexuals are awesome! They get all the cool powers, like super neatness, awesome fashion sense, the ability to talk with a small lisp, and, of course, they're all "FAB-U-LOUS!".
Seriously, though, I think we should respect all people. I think that the fact that people are considering not allowing homosexuals to marry is ridiculous! They're citizens, just as everyone else is, thus they have the right to a civil marriage.
Exactly! They're still people! They should have the same rights as everyone else! It doesn't matter whether you think a powder blue Prius is "Spar-kel-ee!" or a Hummer is "The Shit", it's just different opinions. And they have strong opinions about men over women. Anything wrong with that? Noooo. It's nature.
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Capn Tayth wrote:Hehe, well said but seriously, who wants a Prius?
...I do...
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EarthRise wrote:Capn Tayth wrote:Hehe, well said but seriously, who wants a Prius?
...I do...
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Zankou 2.0 wrote:EarthRise wrote:Capn Tayth wrote:Hehe, well said but seriously, who wants a Prius?
...I do...
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Shut up, Canuck.
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I used to hate them, but there are just so many of them nowadays. I'm actualy used to them now. If you think about it, it was never their decision to become gay in the first place. As long as I don't have gay people being super gay and in my face, I'm now totaly fine with them.
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