When did you become a pastafarian?

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Postby evilol » Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:04 am

I became a pastafarian when I first saw this website. Before that, I was an atheist. :mrgreen:

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Postby Moral Minority » Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:24 am

I became a Pastafarian after a great man descended from across the pond and showed me the light.

Praise the Noodly Lord.

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Postby Bonemonster » Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:07 pm

I have always been a Pastafarian, I just didn't know it.
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Postby Robbobrob » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:07 am

It has become but a foggy memory upon the silver sea of me o' mind. But, I knows it had to do with this contraption in front of me, and some random unvisible "shove" in the correct direction. But once I found the holy letter, I was hooked.
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Postby Mac N. Cheez » Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:45 pm

I converted to Pastafarianism yesterday, though I feel I have belonged for much longer. I suspect this must be the result of the FSM messing with my time/space continuum.........

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Postby Moral Minority » Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:41 pm

Praised be His Noodlyness.

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Postby minicarma07 » Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:39 pm

Pastafarianism is one of the religions that isn't one, that has more people flocking to it then the declared religions.

I think that is the popularity. No-one forcing you into it makes it that much more appealing :).

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Postby KC Observer » Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:33 pm

I guess I've always been one. Since FSM created beer volcanoes (I've imitated one or two in my time), midgits and stripper factories, I've been one. I joined the board in July of '05.
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Postby minicarma07 » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:23 pm

Forgot to add religious experience that help, when I was 17 and went to my catholic priest to sign a letter stating I was a good christian and went to his church everyweek for my BSA Eagle Scout, he pulled out a little book, scrolled down to my family's name and said. SORRY we don't show you donating each week, I can't sign this.
I had been infact a good little Christian and going to church each Saturday mass, Sunday if I missed that. UP UNTIL THAT DAY.

We ( my mother ) did not use the little envelopes that have your name, and just put money in the donation plate. "Sorry,but you should have used the envelope, without that we can't track if you donate". :|

Why do they need to track every families donations?
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Postby MonkeysInACan » Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:47 am

I became a Pastafarian last year when I wrote an essay for my physical anthropology class about intelligent design in public schools and my professor wrote on my essay "Pastafarians Unite!!" where I was talking about the FSM. I think it was a sign from our Noodly master :D

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I guess i was born pastafarian

Postby Losstarot » Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:45 pm

I've always found religions and their claims to be ridiculous, but I leave 'em be. But when they try to cram it down our throats I just can't sit around, i have to yell, kick, complain or compose.

Guess I've always been a pastafarian, I just didn't knew.
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