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Postby KamMoore » Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:19 pm

Hello

All of my friends say this is blasphemy towards God. Will I go to hell. I just need some help thanks. :cry:

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:32 pm

Quote from the FAQs which I think is relevant:

No. FSMism is intended to protest attempts to include religion in science curriculum. We are in no way against religion itself, and we do not appreciate being portrayed as such by radical people who consider this the perfect vehicle to spread their inane doctrines.


In other words, we're not blaspheming, we're taking the piss of a few religious fundamentalists.

There's also:

Q: You guys know you're going to Hell, right?

A: That's your opinion. We try to be tolerant of your opinions, so could you at least try to tolerate ours?


Hope this helps.

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Thank You!

Postby KamMoore » Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:57 pm

Thank you so much! :D

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Postby Clifford » Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:01 am

Nice one, Cardinal.
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Re: HELP

Postby thelastpirate » Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:59 am

KamMoore wrote:Hello

All of my friends say this is blasphemy towards God. Will I go to hell. I just need some help thanks. :cry:


That would depend whether God exists. If he does then, as a perfect being, I daresay he has a sense of humour so this wont offend him enough to damn you to an eternity of torture.

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Re: HELP

Postby Robbobrob » Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:12 am

KamMoore wrote:Hello

All of my friends say this is blasphemy towards God. Will I go to hell. I just need some help thanks. :cry:
Nope, She is far more forgiving than most give Her credit for. And She loves da Pasta. :fsm_rock:

I have always taken what we are doing is a PLEA TO CREATIONISTS, of whatever religion they belong to, to bring facts and scietific theories to the table. Prove to science's requirements for acceptability and I would be happy to allow them in class. UNITL that time, they need to stop trying to confuse the issue.
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Thanks!

Postby KamMoore » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:01 pm

Thanks everyone! :)

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Postby Clifford » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:10 pm

Don't let anyone ever say that you're going to hell - that's their opinion, not yours. My opinion (which you also don't have to listen to but I strongly advise it) is that they're just getting you down. Just ignore them.
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Postby KamMoore » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:26 pm

Thanks everyone!
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Postby Robbobrob » Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:02 am

So you conver t any of your friends yet? for every 20 you convert, you get a colander.
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Postby minicarma07 » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:59 pm

Your Safe, trust me the Scientologists will fill up Hell long before it would get to our turn :)

A Religion based on a science fiction writers book? Personally I would have gone with Star treks utopian society, or star wars Dark Side and Good Jedis.

I would prefer The Gospel of the FSM :) much better book, and its not a secrete society no one can know about unless you have been blackmailed into turning over all your money. Wait thats several other religions also, the difference being guilted into turning over your money so the leader can live in a multi million dollar mansion while the congregation lives in mud huts.

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Postby The-evil-bucket » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:02 pm

I think I'll take my chances with "god". The Flying Spaghetti Monster, however, is serious business.
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