SATAN EXISTS????

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SATAN EXISTS????

Postby afaq666 » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:51 am

:fsm_rock:
SATAN or something like that exists on the pastafarian religion?

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Postby DaveL » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:54 am

Yes he does and his name is Dr Atkins, hater of all that is carbohydrated.
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Re: SATAN EXISTS????

Postby E.Raser two » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:37 pm

afaq666 wrote::fsm_rock:
SATAN or something like that exists on the pastafarian religion?

:fsm:


no , he does not exist :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Postby Clifford » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:40 pm

No. The FSM can be a bit mean when drunk, so good/evil balances out.
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Postby Theos » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:31 am

No there is no satan.
If you're going to make a point that there IS a satan, then you must back that up with PROOF.
"some things suck" doesn't count, because for everything that sucks, something must be good.
As Clifford said; it balances out, and that is a good thing.

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i found SATAN

Postby afaq666 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:21 am

SATAN exists, his name is "the flying macaroni monster" or "macaronifer", he really exists.
For this reason pirates dont eat macaroni.
One of the FSM appendages evolve and become macaronifer.
Macaronifer create crocodiles, mosquito and slot machines (and all the bad things).

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"If you eat macaroni, you sold your soul to me, jajaja"

If you want some proofs, you can take a macaroni, put it in your ass, and repeat 222 times the word "i hate macaroni", then he will appear and kill you with his devil appendage.

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Re: i found SATAN

Postby russianfool20825 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:38 am

afaq666 wrote:SATAN exists, his name is "the flying macaroni monster" or "macaronifer", he really exists.
For this reason pirates dont eat macaroni.
One of the FSM appendages evolve and become macaronifer.
Macaronifer create crocodiles, mosquito and slot machines (and all the bad things).

Image
"If you eat macaroni, you sold your soul to me, jajaja"

If you want some proofs, you can take a macaroni, put it in your ass, and repeat 222 times the word "i hate macaroni", then he will appear and kill you with his devil appendage.



no offense, but I don't think that true... or FSM. All pasta is equal before his appendages, and that includes macaroni. And there is also no hell.

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Re: i found SATAN

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:14 am

russianfool20825 wrote:And there is also no hell.


There is, actually, but it's more like a prison than an eternal torture situation. The beer is stale and the strippers have VD, remember?

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Postby afaq666 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:33 am

hey russianfool20825
if you dont believe in FSM, then you are going to burn in hell.
And pasta is not equal, macaroni is evil.

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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:43 am

You're not fooling anyone, you know. Trolls don't last long around here. We don't anger easily except when we're arguing amongst ourselves over politics.

EDIT: Actually, I'll give you the benefit of a doubt and assume you didn't read the FAQ in the Standards and Practices forum. I suggest you do so.

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Postby Robbobrob » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:20 pm

Now why would macaroni be evil.....it is pasta.

When god wants to dress up, he goes Bow Tie.

When he is feeling silly, he goes Mac and Cheese.

We have no supernatural being of hate.

And for spreading such lies, I am recommending that you, afaq666, get no beer or strippers in Heaven...for about an hour or so.

Or maybe just the afternoon newbie strippers. And Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Really. With such flimsy moral standards, even a limp noodle has a chance to get into Heaven.
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Postby E.Raser two » Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:29 pm

Clifford wrote:No. The FSM can be a bit mean when drunk, so good/evil balances out.


abso :mrgreen: :mrgreen: lute vodka ?????

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Re: i found SATAN

Postby E.Raser two » Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:37 pm

afaq666 wrote:One of the FSM appendages evolve and become macaronifer.
Macaronifer create crocodiles, mosquito and slot machines (and all the bad things).


evolution in absolute? it does not look right.
Macaroni is pasta too: an hypostasis.
In Italy we eat 28 kg/year/procapite.
That is = 28.000 gr :365=76,71 gr/day/procapite
Much more than hosts :mrgreen:
So, if Satan exists in Catholic Church, because people is not every day in contact with God :mrgreen: , for statistic reasons it is not probable we could know him/her/it , if everyday we are in contact with God :mrgreen:
If you cannot know him/her/it
he does not exists to our knowledge, as absolute ill,
May be he/her/it exists in nthe center of Earth, but because we cannot know him/her/it, like CANTGOTO sides,
he/her/it is a Cantgoto being :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Postby Clifford » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:23 am

Look - there is no Devil as stated in the Gospel (despite how much I may dislike it (the Gospel)) so forget about the whole Devil thing.
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Postby E.Raser two » Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:34 pm

Clifford wrote:Look - there is no Devil as stated in the Gospel (despite how much I may dislike it (the Gospel)) so forget about the whole Devil thing.


whynot???? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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