Global Increase in Pirate attacks recorded!

The place for general discussion about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and most things related to Him.

Moderator: All Things Mods

User avatar
RandomSam
Cannelloni Cannoneer
Posts: 101
Joined: Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:41 am
Location: Cambridge, UK
Contact:

Global Increase in Pirate attacks recorded!

Postby RandomSam » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:26 am

Just received this link in a random email...

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — Maritime pirate attacks worldwide shot up 14 percent in the first nine months of 2007 from a year earlier, with Somalia and Nigeria showing the biggest increases, an international watchdog said Tuesday.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,302065,00.html

Perhaps this will put an end to global warming?
Have fun,
--RandomSam.
Damn... my old sig broke...

User avatar
EarthRise
Hox God
Posts: 2299
Joined: Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:35 pm
Location: who wants to know?
Contact:

Postby EarthRise » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:43 am

Bobby said that modern pirates such as these are nothing like the pirates of old that the FSM appreciated.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

User avatar
RandomSam
Cannelloni Cannoneer
Posts: 101
Joined: Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:41 am
Location: Cambridge, UK
Contact:

Postby RandomSam » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:29 am

EarthRise wrote:Bobby said that modern pirates such as these are nothing like the pirates of old that the FSM appreciated.
Heh... I always thought he meant film/internet piracy, and not guys on speedboats with machine guns. Maybe not!
Have fun,

--RandomSam.

Damn... my old sig broke...

User avatar
E.Raser two
Cannelloni Cannoneer
Posts: 108
Joined: Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:00 pm
Location: Ancona-Italy

Postby E.Raser two » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:56 am

EarthRise wrote:Bobby said that modern pirates such as these are nothing like the pirates of old that the FSM appreciated.


saint words of our Prophet

User avatar
Almighty Doer of Stuff
Brewmeister
Posts: 1738
Joined: Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:13 am
Location: Massachusetts
Contact:

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:57 pm

He mentioned the guys with speedboats and machine guns in the Gospel's FAQ. FSM does not like those ones. Also, sports teams called Pirates don't reduce global warming.

Beer Lolcano
Maccheroncelli Missionary
Posts: 33
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:59 pm
Location: I need to order the Gospel! GRARRGH!!!

Postby Beer Lolcano » Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:02 pm

Yes, remember that if the pirates are indeed 'attacking', then they are conforming to the image that the Christian Church planted about them being bad people, when really they would not hurt a soul.

Only real, friendly pirates, especially the candy-distributing ones, prevent global warming.

RAmen.

Maybe these pirates have been planted by the Pope to attack innocents and make our Prophets and our Religion look bad...

Think about it.
Y'know, I have no idea what to write here.

...

Bucket is a funny word. Say it. Bucket.

Brother Boyardee
Ziti Zealot
Posts: 19
Joined: Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:33 pm

Postby Brother Boyardee » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:34 pm

It is further evidence that Pastafarianism is the fastest growing religion in the world.

Brother Boyardee
Ziti Zealot
Posts: 19
Joined: Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:33 pm

Postby Brother Boyardee » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:34 pm

It is further evidence that Pastafarianism is the fastest growing religion in the world.

Beer Lolcano
Maccheroncelli Missionary
Posts: 33
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:59 pm
Location: I need to order the Gospel! GRARRGH!!!

Postby Beer Lolcano » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:20 pm

My point is, these pirates aren't actually real Pastafarians, or real pirates!

My point is, these pirates aren't actually real Pastafarians, or real pirates!

:wink:
Y'know, I have no idea what to write here.



...



Bucket is a funny word. Say it. Bucket.

User avatar
Robbobrob
Stele Second Mate
Posts: 384
Joined: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:24 pm
Location: Massachusetts

Postby Robbobrob » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:53 am

Beer Lolcano wrote:My point is, these pirates aren't actually real Pastafarians, or real pirates!

My point is, these pirates aren't actually real Pastafarians, or real pirates!

:wink:

Beer Lolcano wrote:My point is, these pirates aren't actually real Pastafarians, or real pirates!

My point is, these pirates aren't actually real Pastafarians, or real pirates!

:wink:

:fsm_rock: :fsm_rock:
Mad Rob Rackham, Pirate for Humanity.

"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."

- Mark Twain.

User avatar
Moral Minority
Prophet of Pastafarianism
Posts: 5171
Joined: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:51 pm
Location: Follow the trail of smoldering bodies.
Contact:

Postby Moral Minority » Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:55 pm

RAmen to that.

RAmen to that

:worship: :fsm:

:worship: :fsm:

Beef_cup_cake
Ziti Zealot
Posts: 16
Joined: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:13 pm
Location: Washington
Contact:

Postby Beef_cup_cake » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:21 am

Ok, so who wants to split the cost of a ship with me and sail the seven seas spreading joy and candy in the name of FSM?
:fsm_yarr:
Ignorance is bliss. And if it doesn't come naturally, it's hard work to remain this happy.

User avatar
russianfool20825
Maccheroncelli Missionary
Posts: 44
Joined: Wed May 16, 2007 5:30 pm

Postby russianfool20825 » Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:01 am

actually, thats teh dream when i become a millionaire... find me then, ill be looking for a crew. in about 20 years


Return to “All Things FSM”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 10 guests