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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:32 am

Ravioli pasta, and other types of un-noodly pastas?
I'm not sure, as we have ravioli and the bow-tie pasta stuff often, and I was just wondering if I was allowed to pray to that too.
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Postby EarthRise » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:37 am

The FSM is cool with any food as a medium for prayer. He just prefers spaghetti and red sauce. I, you see, hate red sauce, but such a distinction will not damn me in His favor.
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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:54 pm

I thought it's pasta in general that He prefers, not just spaghetti. I also don't recall any preference for any particular sauce.

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Postby Beer Lolcano » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:58 pm

Obviously spaghetti is his favorite, but it is not compulsory for his followers to love spaghetti. Any form of pasta, with or without sauce, is fine as long as your heart is in the right place.
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Postby Robbobrob » Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:49 pm

People, People, do not fall into the traps set by the followers of Atkins....do not let them devide and conquor our peaceful pasta existence with such thoughts as which Pasta is best.

We do not want to succumb to the same problems of the Catholic Church...and splinter through Protest(ant) into 1000s of denominations.

We are better than that, my noodly brothers and sisters. Let us rejoice the diversity that the FSM has given us.....so we may never be bored at dinner communion.

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Postby Beer Lolcano » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:34 pm

If we weren't intended to worship all forms of pasta, the His Noodliness would have only made spaghetti.

Remember that nothing has been invented by man, the FSM has merely made things appear that way.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:40 am

Thanks guys. I asked cuz I like all forms of pasta, but I was wondering if there was like, a 'pasta devil' or something.
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Postby Robbobrob » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:43 am

Pastaciple Mitch wrote:Thanks guys. I asked cuz I like all forms of pasta, but I was wondering if there was like, a 'pasta devil' or something.
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http://www.reddevilrestaurant.com/

In Pheonix, the devil makes the pasta.....and it is soooooo good.
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Postby Robbobrob » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:50 am

There is a delightful Shrimp Pasta Diablo here: http://www.jimschrempp.com/recipes/recipe_shrimppasta.htm

or

Lobster Fra Diablo (using linguini): http://www.reluctantgourmet.com/fradiablo.htm

or

actual pasta of the Devil: http://www.rossipasta.com/Fire_The_Devil_s_Angel_Hair__P2C6.cfm
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Postby MPTrooper » Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:09 am

Robbobrob wrote:We do not want to succumb to the same problems of the Catholic Church...and splinter through Protest(ant) into 1000s of denominations.



Oh? And whats wrong with my Catholic Church?

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Postby Robbobrob » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:48 pm

MPTrooper wrote:
Robbobrob wrote:We do not want to succumb to the same problems of the Catholic Church...and splinter through Protest(ant) into 1000s of denominations.



Oh? And whats wrong with my Catholic Church?


Um, nothing sir, no honest I didn't mean anything by it, no, please, not the belt again, Oh God no!!!!

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Just saying, Catholics had a nice little monopoly going until Luther and Calvin and the rest of the Protesting Protestants sent Christians scattering every which way.
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Postby Moral Minority » Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:18 pm

Pastalelujah, my friends. I am quite partial to ramen and fussili but that doesn't mean our Noobly Lord loves me less than the spaghetti-loving pirates of this forum.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:01 am

No offence meant to any catholics/christians at all, but catholics do seem to have some strange cults.
If you are an Australian, you might've heard about this whole 'Hillsong' thing in Australian Idol, and that's only one example.

I've heard of cults that kill people who blab about the inner workings of their cult.
**shiver**
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Postby MPTrooper » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:27 am

Pastaciple Mitch wrote:No offence meant to any catholics/christians at all, but catholics do seem to have some strange cults.
If you are an Australian, you might've heard about this whole 'Hillsong' thing in Australian Idol, and that's only one example.

I've heard of cults that kill people who blab about the inner workings of their cult.
**shiver**
RAmen



Catholics have some strange cults eh? While some countries do hold some of our teachings as more important or sacred then others I don't know of a single Catholic Parish that kill's people who want to leave.


And WTF is "Hillsong"?

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Postby Robbobrob » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:36 am

MPTrooper wrote:

Catholics have some strange cults eh? While some countries do hold some of our teachings as more important or sacred then others I don't know of a single Catholic Parish that kill's people who want to leave.


Nor do I.
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