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Moment of Silence

Postby jwalker » Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:43 pm

My school requires a 60 second Moment of Silence each morning so that students may engage in prayer of reflect in meditaion

my question is how can i use this time to show my devotion to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:14 pm

The same way everyone else shows their devotion to whatever deity/philosophy/idea/concept they choose. In silence. Just think about being touched by His Noodly Appendage, pirates, beer, and strippers. If there is a verbal close permitted (Amen, for instance) you might consider "Ramen" or "AAARRRGGGHHHH!"

Oh, and you might also post in the new convert thread, where it says "Make your first post here." It lets everyone know you've arrived in our forum. :)
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Postby jwalker » Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:22 pm

thank you

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Postby jwalker » Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:23 pm

thank you :worship:

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:23 pm

Not a problem. Welcome to the forum.
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Postby DaveL » Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:02 pm

Awesome!! One whole minute. Ok where do we start?

I'd be thinking of the latest in Pirate regalia. The latest in cannon technology. Cooking something really delicious with pasta. Is buffalo mozzarella really much better than normal mozzarella. Is spaghetti sauce in a jar really that good?

Arggh, the list is endless really

Wow, we could start a list here...
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:18 pm

ARR-oha..any excuse..er..reason to increase da pirate post count..oops, wrong section..but, nice idea..lessee, 60 seconds of happy rumination over the relative merits of mojito sauce-simmered fish & spaghetti for lunch (jwalker, welcome to da forum..& i hope you're bringing your lunch..most cafeterias are a little sketchy regarding top-notch pasta..tho their RAmen is always decent..).. :pirate_fish:
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Postby black bart » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:12 am

Arrr, hang on mateys...I'll ask Knuckles O'Shuffle what's best ta do with it.
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Postby Robbobrob » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:44 am

I remember spending much of my moments of silence trying to see, while keeping my head bowed, which of my classmates was wearing the shortest skirt that day.

Sadly it was always Angus, our exchange student from Scotland..... :D
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Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:29 pm

I would suggest when the minute starts, you put a pirate hat on, just to let everyone know that you are worshiping your own deity.

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Postby Robbobrob » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:08 pm

Isn't that just asking for trouble? then the next kid will bring in rosary, and the next will be spinning a dradel, then the next will want to burn insense, and it will finally end up that someone will want to throw a virgin into a valcano.

Best to thank the Pasta all those other loonies are not allowed to say their nutty prayers outloud, and invade your communion with his noodle.
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Postby 2ndhandoftime » Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:54 pm

do you live in illinois? because some kind of public school mandatory moment of silence thing is in effect here.

try putting on an eyepatch and growling "arrrghhh" during the min. see how long it takes people to notice.

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Postby Clifford » Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:05 am

Just wear the Pirate gear.
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Postby angus argyle » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:17 pm

Robbobrob wrote:I remember spending much of my moments of silence trying to see, while keeping my head bowed, which of my classmates was wearing the shortest skirt that day.

Sadly it was always Angus, our exchange student from Scotland..... :D


I was always the only one wearing a skirt..
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Postby Moral Minority » Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:39 am

Arr... good fer yerse, laddie.


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