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Postby pastapesto » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:49 pm

Before I really join, can someone confirm that it is not Heineken but real beer coming out of the vulcans in heaven?
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:41 pm

It's whatever you want.

Could be Kool-Aid if you wanted.
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Postby Cryofdragon » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:07 pm

The beer volcanoes spew all types of beer, all types of alcohol, and really any drink you could think of. It's just called a beer volcano for mass appeal really. You can have as much of whichever brand you favor :D
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Postby xinjinbei » Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:56 pm

Does it spew food too?

Like a big piece of chicken?

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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:06 pm

xinjinbei wrote:Does it spew food too?

Like a big piece of chicken?


No. the only food in heaven, is pasta.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:47 pm

I hope I can convince it to spew out energy drinks. Just imagine a heaven full of pirates and strippers, drunk and hyper.

EDIT: On second thought, it probably wouldn't be all that different from the forum.
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Postby Max_Painful » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:47 pm

Dont forget the meat balls, man cannot live on pasta alone. Vice versa.

Does it matter what form of meat the meatballs are? Couldn't you have pasta with chicken?
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:17 pm

Aloha..the Gospel doesn't seem to discriminate over types of "meat" for the meatballs..maybe scungil', ostione, camaron is OK, too..pulpo i'm not too sure about...(Italian/Spanish-speaking Pastafarians please excuse the gringo-ized words, ya?)..

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Postby PantyGnawer » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:48 pm

Max_Painful wrote:Dont forget the meat balls, man cannot live on pasta alone. Vice versa.

Does it matter what form of meat the meatballs are? Couldn't you have pasta with chicken?


In heaven there will be roving floating miniature pirate ships whose cannons will fire meatballs. If you have a plate of pasta they will just show up and start firing meatballs of your preference at your plate.

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Postby xinjinbei » Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:00 pm

But what if i want mexican food?

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Postby tek2 » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:31 pm

As long as it is pasta I think you'll be fine... Can't imagine Mexican Pasta though...

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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:21 pm

I don't want to eat pasta every meal of every day, I'm sure most people would agree, and I don't think the FSM is so vain as to force us to do so. It's usually hard to enjoy something that's forced upon you.

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Postby Max_Painful » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:36 pm

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:I don't want to eat pasta every meal of every day, I'm sure most people would agree,


No.
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Postby Etay » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:53 pm

Okay. Here's my theory:
It is definite that Heaven includes a stripper factor and beer volcanoes as far as the eye can see. Now, this does not mean that there are only these accessories in Heaven. Remember, this is His Noodliness who created Heaven. I'm sure that if we wish for something, we will get it. Note: This only applies in Heaven. Don't go outside and start prancing around, wishing for a new peg leg. No, the neighbors will think badly of such behavior.

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Postby callygull » Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:27 am

It actually comes as a mix, redbull and beer. WWJD, probably wake up at 4:30 with a hangover, and then ask his dad for some ibuprofen.



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