I am God.

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Postby Zankou » Wed May 09, 2007 12:06 am

WTF, are you all ignoring me?
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
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--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.


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Postby EarthRise » Wed May 09, 2007 1:57 am

Always, Zank! It's just so fun seeing you swell up like a tomato in anger :)
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Postby Duke » Wed May 09, 2007 2:40 am

[Psychoanalysis]

The fact that you get angry after nobody responded to one of your posts suggests a certain amount of egotism. Subjects with stable, normal egos rarely notice that one of their posts was not responded to, much less do they become angry.

[/Psychoanalysis]

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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby Zankou » Wed May 09, 2007 9:03 am

You guys are...so...mean...



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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters




"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.




"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean




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Re: I am God.

Postby bubz_the_troll » Wed May 09, 2007 5:56 pm

Anonymous wrote:I am God.
Really, so am I. So is everyone and everything else in the universe. All are One. And that One is FSM. BTW why did you post anonymously, God, if you were just going to say you're name in the post. You may be invisible but we your true followers can see Your Noodly Appendages at work all around us.

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Postby Zankou » Wed May 09, 2007 5:59 pm

I was thinking.


He said we are all blasphemous, right?

isn't saying "I am God" blasphemy at the highest level?
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters




"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.




"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean




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Postby EarthRise » Wed May 09, 2007 6:18 pm

Zankou wrote:I was thinking.


He said we are all blasphemous, right?

isn't saying "I am God" blasphemy at the highest level?


Only if one isn't God :D
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Postby KC Observer » Wed May 09, 2007 6:38 pm

He doesn't say what god he is, just that he's god. Any of us could say that as well. I say we're ALL gods! :D
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Postby Duke » Wed May 09, 2007 7:53 pm

Zankou wrote:You guys are...so...mean...



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He he he! Zankou's head asplode!



Maybe he wasn't Christian, just a troll.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Banditopants » Wed May 09, 2007 9:20 pm

The person that wrote the first post here on this topic was my idiot friend who got pissed because he believes in god and went on a rant and hit me in the head with a notebook i need a video camera because it was hilarious

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Postby DanWiley » Thu May 10, 2007 8:57 am

When you say notebook do you mean a laptop or a writing pad?

Both are funny, but I love to talk to someone who goes around threatening people with stationary.
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Postby Duke » Thu May 10, 2007 2:22 pm

4th Scrin wrote:I return with a better theory than this **** that you guys believe.


You're about to get banned. Cheers!


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby cityzen451 » Thu May 10, 2007 3:25 pm

I hang my head in shame I did this, I'm gonna burn sob sob http://www.cityzen451.co.uk/FSM.htm

thous shalt not worship another god before me, or create an image or likeness. Idolatry!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvvFdwAb1Ss

blasphemy oops I did sorry, I will burn for this sin, oops :worship:
what does this button do? Who turned the lights out? Cause and effect isn't for everyone.


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