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The Luck of the Pasta

Postby nacho » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:29 pm

I really am becoming enlightened. When I first became a pirate, it snowed the next day after a delayed winter (proving that pirates and temperature are inversely proportional). Now I've been having great luck, especially if I pray. Man, I was just brought in by the stripper factory, but us Pastafarians get a lot of perks!

I refuse to believe it's all coincidence.

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Postby blackeyedbutch » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:14 pm

its not im actually living a less deppressed life since i found pastafarianism

anyone else with stories like this
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Postby Zankou » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:56 pm

i cant stop laughing every time i hear the words "noodly appendage''

what does that sound like to you all?
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"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.


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Postby blackeyedbutch » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:08 am

perv :wink:
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Postby Zankou » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:50 pm

i am duly ashamed
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters




"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.




"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean




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Postby blackeyedbutch » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:03 pm

don't be I'm sure your not alone
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Postby Duke » Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:37 pm

You see, before I found His Noodly Light, I was a poor, depressed bum without a penny in my pocket or anything to live for. I was alone, unloved, and self-hating. But when I became enlightened by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I quickly became the most popular dude on the block, the CEO of a Fortune 500 country, married to the love of my life, and happier than ever.

Convert! It could happen to you too!


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